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thedarkestshadow-32785's rating
Comedy? Where exactly is the comedy? There is not one single funny moment in this movie except maybe the scene at the smelting plant and that was only mildly funny.
I don't think you could be high enough to ever find this funny. I don't know what anybody giving it more than a four or five star review is talking about. They must have seen a different movie.
Jonah Hill is obnoxious in every thing I've ever seen him. He must be paying people to hire him.
I feel like I lost a significant amount of brain cells trying to watch this piece of garbage and I definitely wasted time that I can't get back.
I don't think you could be high enough to ever find this funny. I don't know what anybody giving it more than a four or five star review is talking about. They must have seen a different movie.
Jonah Hill is obnoxious in every thing I've ever seen him. He must be paying people to hire him.
I feel like I lost a significant amount of brain cells trying to watch this piece of garbage and I definitely wasted time that I can't get back.
You know the movie sucks when it has to rely on dozens and dozens of reviews by bot accounts giving it a glowing nine or ten star rating.
This movie gets one star for Barbara Crampton and one star for Jeffrey Combs. I'd give it a half star for the goth looking woman if I could because I think she's attractive.
The main character's ridiculous way of speaking starts to wear thin and get on the nerves extremely quickly to the point where you want to punch him in the mouth. It's not funny. He's not funny. This movie is not funny.
That saying about fools and their money is true given that this was Kickstarter backed.
This movie gets one star for Barbara Crampton and one star for Jeffrey Combs. I'd give it a half star for the goth looking woman if I could because I think she's attractive.
The main character's ridiculous way of speaking starts to wear thin and get on the nerves extremely quickly to the point where you want to punch him in the mouth. It's not funny. He's not funny. This movie is not funny.
That saying about fools and their money is true given that this was Kickstarter backed.