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Wicked Ones (2020)
3 guns, 1 bullet
The one guy who played the killer brother was actually rather great, but if you've watched the movie, my title of the review will smack you in the face immediately, because this movie just throws logic and common sense right out the window. It's a credible slasher flick if things just have 0 need to make any kind of logical sense to you. That is about as much of a compliment as I can give it. This coming from a guy who has seen way too many B-type horror movies and has pretty low standards.
Also, if you believe a paper cut is capable of killing your common teenager, this movie is for you. Some of the kills are just laughable. Cuts that seem like they would be a minor inconvenience somehow kill people within seconds in this illogical wonderland.
Terror! Death! Revenge! (2018)
Please don't make the same mistake
Honestly, I'm a fan of bad, campy horror movies. I saw this while scrolling through Prime and say it had decent reviews, so I shot my shot. There's not even any story development! I know it's 3 short movies, but they all basically go "something predictably bad is going to happen, oh I can't believe it happened already! Time for a bad irony scene then the credits!" And that's it.... 3 times. I'm going to go read some Descartes just to find some self meaning again because this made me lose hope in... well everything. Please don't watch.