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Gold Rush (2010)
no gold only fools
Parker is a complete dangerous idiot & todd would be knocked out in record time. They really do encourage stupidity and dangerous incompetence on this show.
CHIPS (2017)
sh#ts
If the idea was to make a candidate for the absolute worst pile of garbage ever this is a glowing success. It's just a series of shoddily pasted together ad libs that aren't funny or remotely entertaining & just pure stupidity. And if you're wondering how or why I punished myself? Insomnia, sheer boredom and five goes at getting through this tripe.
Joy Ride (2001)
10-100 fast
I don't know how anyone other than a hostage sitting on some sort of explosive device under duress could give this a ten. The flaws, outright stupidity, beyond terrible acting and insomnia made getting to the end of this shocker more than decade long event.
Carspotting (2017)
timewasting
This really is a total waste of time 36 minutes of talking absolute bs before anything is even done on a car and besides that it's always the same story oh this is going to be a problem that's going to be a problem yada yada yada.
Léon (1994)
He's the hitter that all the posuers want to be
Unlike the other I'm so cool & slick hitmen movies this is probably what in reality may be like. I've never known one but isn't the main idea to not stick out in a crowd, be unassuming & quietly get the job done. Reno is superb as is the directing and the supporting cast with some great camera shots and fantastic score.
Revolver (2005)
revolter
I noticed this on noflex and started watching this with a feeling of deja vu and roughly 20 minutes in I remembered it's distinct unagreeable aroma. The idea was there but the delivery was painfully and repetitively atrocious as after minutes and minutes of incoherent "mind" babble you find yourself screaming at the teev "OH FOR FORKS SAKE JUST GET TO THE BLOODY POINT".
Goblin Works Garage (2018)
goblin something alright
These shows go from silly, slightly interesting, that's got potential to ultra irritating, stupid, are you kidding, oh please be quiet especially the girl, is this some kind of joke, don't know whether to laugh cry or barf at the speed of light.
Lego Masters Australia (2019)
Anyone other than the the ham hack
Anything with this tryhard ham in it is just unwatchable, he's not witty or remotely amusing & makes this or any show severely unappealing. Please there must be someone with charisma and an actual sense of humour that can host these types of shows.
The 7PM Project (2009)
the reject
If the concept was to make the unfunniest show with the unfunniest misinformed up themselves tryhard twits well that would be the ONLY field this tripe is a shining success.
Twin Turbos (2018)
talkfest beyond words
Is this some sort of commercial or just a padded out talkfest? Tried to watch it now 5 or 6 times and it's just repeated scenes over and over and over again with talking on top of more and more talking.
Lords of the Car Hoards (2014)
extreme car boredom
Another victim of what starts off ok with some, albeit just on one occasion a little questionable, relatively good builds turns into a repetitive melodrama. The big guy gets upset with something the other guy did, the other guy rick ponders life, the beginning of time, how stars are formed yada yada yada, they run short of money, there's a silly staged argument but hey presto car gets done.
Junkyard Empire (2015)
Unlikable
Why are they so utterly unlikable it makes it extremely difficult to watch. Then there's most of the jobs, they're quite shoddy, one of the worst was the truck with the camper on the back. They installed a ladder as it was quite high but the ladder was just bodgied on and would crack your skull open as it collapsed on you after opening the door.
JAG (1995)
have missile lock on ditzy blonde.
Ok ok, it was well corny but for the most part some episodes were watchable, until comes along the ditz harrrryet! After she got more and more airtime it just turned into an annoying soppy soap.
Big Easy Motors (2016)
big sleazy
One of the most ridiculous of the ridiculous tv car shows, let's just paint over or wrap & then paint over all the rust, in rickety old shed at that, then slug some poor shmuck megabucks for it. Wouldn't buy a hot wheels car from this clown.
The Perfect Storm (2000)
A perfect sh#tstorm of physics and logic defying bile
Something really off about this annoying time waster, is it the crap acting, the annoying characters, the insinuation that because of greed these guys decided to sacrifice themselves, the physics defying acrobatics of both ships and fishermen. The more I think about it the more bizarre this stupid fillum gets, one minute, in the middle of the worst weather they've ever seen they're all laughing like tipsy schoolgirls the next they snap back to reality. I also think it's disgusting that they were portrayed as greedy dimwits so a movie company can capitalise on a crap movie.
Bad Chad Customs (2019)
chop slop
I really wonder what lies beneath, when you see some of the frantic cutting and welding followed by panic stricken cutting and welding you really have to ask how things look under all that zany questionable bodywork. Some of the builds might look reasonable but when it comes to precision technicals "it looks straight" doesn't really fill one with feelings of ultimate survival.
School of Rock (2003)
Actors....we don't need no actors
Jack doesn't really cut it in most circumstances as an considerable err..."actor", a veritable barely barely passable inane unbearable rogen. What makes it even more unbelievable is in this day and age how just anyone can be passed off as a teacher, especially at an elite school is laughable & incredibly simplistic. So long story short an easily identifiable not well educated non teacher slob possible pa edo mass murderer sneaks into a school, that's really just a pot pourri of many other, far funnier fillums, and detunes fine exemplary students at the speed of light.
Speed Is the New Black (2017)
talkfest
Have seen a couple of these and yeah there's something really lackadaisical about the noah guy and the rest of the show that just seems all talk. Really the cars are kind of meh too, just saw the 57 chev and after the 19 minutes talking it up it's really ordinary, I've seen guys here build FAR better not only 57's but everything and anything.
Overhaulin' (2004)
That chips getting bigger
Were some reasonable builds a while back but really have become almost tacky & all about getting the foose name & products out there. Have to agree with previous comments it has really leant towards being all about fooses ego also the continuous repeating of the sickening car grabbing stunts to pad out the show. Obviously scripted because I'm sure I'd be hell mad & swinging,anyway point being why repeat it 9 times & makes the whole thing unwatchable.
Holey Moley (2019)
It hurts
This is painful,just horrifically painful,I'm all for having a laugh but these over the top antics are....well.....painful.
Ride Along (2014)
ride along to the dump
Each to their own but I just can't understand how anyone finds hart even remotely funny or watchable.Everything he's been in is painfully unbearable & basically the same regurgitation.
True Story with Hamish & Andy (2017)
Unfunny truth
I love a good laugh but these two never have or will be funny whatsoever.
Poseidon (2006)
Give this one das boot
So after a few tries finally got through this & am putting it down to things we do for money being the answer to wolfgang what have you done.
Long Shot (2019)
oh puhlease charlize
Surely Charlize isn't THIS desperate for cash,I'm actually embarrassed for her.As for as rogun is concerned it's another beyond dumb same ol same ol one trick unfunny donkey.
LOL: Last One Laughing Australia (2020)
no doubt someone will be offended by me calling this crap crap,but it really is crap.
Maybe I can get funding for a beyond lame show,my goldfish do magic & stand up.As mentioned previously laughter is definitely something this err....show...induces.