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This film, aka "My nights with Messalina" (Funny that the alternative title isn´t listed here) is a stupid little romp, and quite good at it too. It´s a shameless piece of trash with bits and pieces from some, to me unknown (much more expensive) film. Actors in crappy wigs run around crappy sets and have lots of soft core sex inbetween answering the phone (in ancient rome?!?!) and playing the guitar (in ancient rome?!?!) or buying copies of the roman edition of the parisian herald (for the love of god!!!!!!!) This may not be Caligula but it doesn´t really think it is anyway... But hey, Ajita Wilson is in it (she looks drunk at times). You can get yourself an english language version from somewhere in Finland if you´re lucky!
Since I dont speak italian i can only guess what this film is about, But its one of those films that are just so wonderfully absurd you like them anyway. And the disco tunes are fab! Plotwise i think its about some sort of professor conducting lovemaking experiments with people. His favourite subject is Evaman who is a nice looking blond with a bigger d*** than her boyfriend. some bad guys want to kidnap Evaman and cut of her genitalia with an axe and everyone has sex and swims around naked in a pool. It might actually be ment as some sort of comedy but we cant be certain.
Fantastic! Wonderful! Collossal! Fab! What else can i say? Oh yeah; Stupendous! Laura (The most beautiful woman in the history of the world) Gemser is the investigative reporter who has lots of sex and tries to uncover a snuff-movie. The snuff itself (if you get a copy of this film where it´s intact) is the most disturbing images ever captured on any medium. If you think "Salo" is vile you better not watch this at all. Oh, and there is a mild beastiality scene (at least in the Danish video version) hardly enough to offend anyone (ok, anyone scandinavian). This film has a really weird ending that you won´t see coming and has a lot of xxx scenes if you´re into that sort of thing... In my opinion this is one of the best films ever made. I can´t believe its made by the same person- Joe D´Amato-who gave us such utter trash as "Porno holocaust".