71vwsquareback

Tripe! This movie was boring and poorly acted. It seemed like the "actors" were reading through the script while getting their nails done or something.

I didn't care a bit about any of the characters, and in fact I wanted to clunk their heads together half of the time. The situations were unrealistic, and having 25 year olds playing 18 year olds just never works. And The Fonz as a T.V. chef was mind-bogglingly bad. Yuck,yuck,yuck.

All in all, quite possibly the most ill conceived, badly acted, boring junk I have ever had the misfortune to see. And I saw Men In Black II... 1 out of 10

Have any of you noticed Eminem's name in the movie bears a strong resemblance to the main character's in the movie The Commitments? The lead in that film was named Jimmy Rabbitte Jr...just a little odd, don't you think, considering the similar jist of both the movies.(Lower class guy has dreams of making it big; one in Ireland, and one in the US.) Don't get me wrong. I am not even trying to compare the hilarious, well executed movie The Commitments with this flash-in-the-pan film, but I wonder if the script writers were maybe Roddy Doyle fans. (For those of you who read out there, I highly recommend reading Doyle's Barrytown Trilogy books.) Bottom line, if you are a big Eminem fan, go see it. You probably already have. Personally, I think he's horrible, so if you agree with that point of view, don't go see it and rent The Commitments instead.

This may be the worst film ever made. I take that back. This IS the worst film ever made.(and I've seen Laser Blaster) If not for Joel and the 'bots I would not have made it through. Perhaps you don't understand...this movie is "Bad and wrong...In fact, there should be some other, worse word for it. Like...badong. Yes. This movie is badong." The sketchy plot line is this: Unemotional family takes a boring road trip through miles and miles and miles of farmland. Luckily you're right there with them to enjoy every excruciating mile of scenery. Unemotional family gets lost in what appears to be the desert. They find a house, ask for directions from Torgo(enter theme music) and decide that this drunken, big kneed goober taking care of the house while the "master" is away should give them someplace to stay and fetch their bags and whatnot. But croaks Torgo,"the master will not be pleased." Mayhem ensues. Well, not really mayhem, but something like a watered down version of mayhem ensues when the master shows up. A dog dies. A man gets tied to a tree and slapped in the face. Some ladies wrestle around in see-through nighties and huge panties and bras and Torgo's hand is set afire. All the while this bleating, screeching, dying saxophone is making noise in the background.

But I digress. Please don't watch this movie without the help of MST3K. You'll never make it. My husband couldn't even make it through with MST3K's help. If you are serious about having seen the world's worst movie, watch this one. If you're not tough as nails, don't bother. Rent MIB II and feel secure in the knowledge that you're watching the world's second worst movie and leave it at that.