ricky42-1
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Absolute gruesome! Extremely bad computer animation at all times, bad scenes, fire and fire and more fire and what the hack has Brittany Murphy to do in this stinker! Being a serious scientist in this movie is not her role at all. She probably felt that this movie is crap while filming it. Exploding toilets for no reason (maybe too much wind in the bowl) ... Yes, it was a mega fault that I watched this piece of art of a different kind. The constant 'Flash Gordon' style CGI is quite annoying as it is simply too much. The few good actors are somehow misplaced in this lengthy b-class movie. It seems they had access to plenty military equipment, planes, Mediforce helicopters and so on, but ti didn't make the movie any better. Don't waste your time!
I presume Jason and some of the other 'high ranking' actors had some fun. But the movie is simply stupid from the beginning to the end. Seems to be a support movie for a 'different industry'. Beside that, as usual with Mr Statham a movie filled with action and this time a lot of flesh. If you have 90+ minutes to waste, go for it. Otherwise I cannot recommend watching this one. The movie as the usual Statham speed, but it seems the technical adviser was not so clear about how electricity works ... e.g. charge your thumb from a 12 volt car battery and create sparks ...mmh. Strong sexual content seem to be the center of the movie.
Born and bread in Hamburg, I was expecting a bit more from this movie due to the well known name Störtebeker. But unfortunately the film is some sort of a bad B-class movie with real bad acting and extreme stupid conversations. The classification 'Horror' is quite true! Most scenes are simply absurd and look extremely staged. While the actors/actress look pleasant, their acting seems to be more like from the first acting classes of Muemmelmannsberg in the 1970. Wonder why people do these type of movies? I do not really have another bad movie like this to compare ... The Störtebeker Secret is going down the drain with this movie. Avoid this movie if possible!