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iamwhitewica's rating
Being in the coffee industry I LOVED that movie.
It is original, funny and the dialogue (to the opposite of one reviewer) are funny and full of humour. Most jokes will not be caught by children, it is more an adult entertaining flick.
I enjoyed it and hope the author makes other ones. I have seen the 2 shorts but this one is great.
Yes it is NOT Dreamworks or Pixar but it is good, and at least not biased by the marketing plots of the 2 mentioned. Nope, you cannot get a doll or collectors cards of this movie, it is made to enjoy, not to sell crap to people.
Jeff Lew, I like you a lot! Continue your good work and shrew the commercial crap! Except if they give you money to create a bigger movie :-D (Then accept their cash and shrew them up!)
It is original, funny and the dialogue (to the opposite of one reviewer) are funny and full of humour. Most jokes will not be caught by children, it is more an adult entertaining flick.
I enjoyed it and hope the author makes other ones. I have seen the 2 shorts but this one is great.
Yes it is NOT Dreamworks or Pixar but it is good, and at least not biased by the marketing plots of the 2 mentioned. Nope, you cannot get a doll or collectors cards of this movie, it is made to enjoy, not to sell crap to people.
Jeff Lew, I like you a lot! Continue your good work and shrew the commercial crap! Except if they give you money to create a bigger movie :-D (Then accept their cash and shrew them up!)
This should be in a bargain bin. I have rarely seen such idiotic characters. If they would not have died I would kill them myself for such bad acting, makes you want to punch them and kill them yourself. Especially the 3 girls, actually forget this, all characters are acting like dumb idiots with no brains and no nerves.
Besides the cast that keep screaming at everything, they don't react. None of the actors in this movie seems real. NO ONE would react like these pathetic zombies, and if they do; they deserve to die!
The movie plot is good and with good acting and directing this could be a very strong movie. The directing and acting makes this version so lame that it should be burned.
I love B movies cause there is something in them you don't get in the Hollywood big flicks; soul. This movie however has no soul, no body, not much besides the amazing story idea. I wish someone would pick it up and make a real movie with real actors. (Is is so bad that you need to really want to see the end to endure the acting, again, it is soooooooooooo bad I couldn't believe it.)
A movie to watch, painfully, just to get the story behind it, good story, destructive acting and directing.
Besides the cast that keep screaming at everything, they don't react. None of the actors in this movie seems real. NO ONE would react like these pathetic zombies, and if they do; they deserve to die!
The movie plot is good and with good acting and directing this could be a very strong movie. The directing and acting makes this version so lame that it should be burned.
I love B movies cause there is something in them you don't get in the Hollywood big flicks; soul. This movie however has no soul, no body, not much besides the amazing story idea. I wish someone would pick it up and make a real movie with real actors. (Is is so bad that you need to really want to see the end to endure the acting, again, it is soooooooooooo bad I couldn't believe it.)
A movie to watch, painfully, just to get the story behind it, good story, destructive acting and directing.
First of all, we are VERY FAR from Bloodrayne, this is more a personal fantasy movie created for the author and no one else...well maybe teenagers in search of cheap, sleazy sex scene.
A lot of the movie is spent showing you the actress body's and people abusing it many ways. This could actually be a soft-porn movie more than a horror flick. The only horror I saw is 2 people stuck on a train in route to Berlin to be killed publicly in front of Hitler; but they have time to f..k on the train! Of course, I don't want to die without f...ing a last time! (This is the trend since the 90's, put useless sex in any movie or situation so that teenagers (and perverts) can masturbate and rate your movie well, nothing to do with talents!)
Anyway, if you like Bloodrayne; stick to the first and only real movie. The 2 other ones are really dumb and boring. Except if you want to jack off on cheap flicks.
Time waster and surely an income deduction, nothing cinematographic about this "thing".
A lot of the movie is spent showing you the actress body's and people abusing it many ways. This could actually be a soft-porn movie more than a horror flick. The only horror I saw is 2 people stuck on a train in route to Berlin to be killed publicly in front of Hitler; but they have time to f..k on the train! Of course, I don't want to die without f...ing a last time! (This is the trend since the 90's, put useless sex in any movie or situation so that teenagers (and perverts) can masturbate and rate your movie well, nothing to do with talents!)
Anyway, if you like Bloodrayne; stick to the first and only real movie. The 2 other ones are really dumb and boring. Except if you want to jack off on cheap flicks.
Time waster and surely an income deduction, nothing cinematographic about this "thing".