rushhire
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The ridiculously low rating caught my attention. Curiosity finally got the best of me, so I chanced to watch it. It was a typical spoof movie, like "Meet the Spartans", full of slapstick laughs.
The movies I saw where:
10,000 B.C., Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, No Country for Old Men, Wanted, Juno, Harold and Kumar, Hancock, The Day After Tomorrow, Jumper, Narnia Prince Caspian, Enchanted, Step Up 1 & 2, Iron Man, Hell Boy, Hulk, Get Smart (dog poop on the phone shoe. What a classic. LOL.), Batman, Speed Racer, Beowulf, Kung Fu Panda, "Me, Myself, and Irene"
The dance and fight choreography where impressive, and the special effects weren't bad. Good production value.
Debut for some talent, too. I did not recognize the same actor in so many parts.
There where also some things that I just didn't understand at all, but they made me laugh anyway, for some reason.... Like the black dance double. What's that about? LMAO?!
Sure, I'll play along with the low rating gag. Wouldn't want to ruin it. I didn't know it was just a joke. I guess I'll see "Epic Movie", now.
The movies I saw where:
10,000 B.C., Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, No Country for Old Men, Wanted, Juno, Harold and Kumar, Hancock, The Day After Tomorrow, Jumper, Narnia Prince Caspian, Enchanted, Step Up 1 & 2, Iron Man, Hell Boy, Hulk, Get Smart (dog poop on the phone shoe. What a classic. LOL.), Batman, Speed Racer, Beowulf, Kung Fu Panda, "Me, Myself, and Irene"
The dance and fight choreography where impressive, and the special effects weren't bad. Good production value.
Debut for some talent, too. I did not recognize the same actor in so many parts.
There where also some things that I just didn't understand at all, but they made me laugh anyway, for some reason.... Like the black dance double. What's that about? LMAO?!
Sure, I'll play along with the low rating gag. Wouldn't want to ruin it. I didn't know it was just a joke. I guess I'll see "Epic Movie", now.
This is a masterpiece of film-making. It's the must-see of the decade. My new favorite movie. There is a message. There is meaning. There is depth. It is a movie worth watching.
If you are conditioned to expect explosions and car chases, (guilty here), it may seem boring or puzzling through the first half, but it is a mystery, and the elements keep your subconscious fascinated, and you realize it's kind of relaxing and enjoyable. And you wait, and you wonder.
And then the time comes for it to all come together, and it is like a revelation from God.
I really don't want to say more, lest I spoil it.
And very well done, Mr. Smith, and all who where involved.
Thank you. Very good work.
If you are conditioned to expect explosions and car chases, (guilty here), it may seem boring or puzzling through the first half, but it is a mystery, and the elements keep your subconscious fascinated, and you realize it's kind of relaxing and enjoyable. And you wait, and you wonder.
And then the time comes for it to all come together, and it is like a revelation from God.
I really don't want to say more, lest I spoil it.
And very well done, Mr. Smith, and all who where involved.
Thank you. Very good work.
It is a story that needs to be told, but there needs to be more too it. They need to tell what happened before and after this, and during, in other places, beside that lame prison.
There just wasn't enough substance. The guy swept the water in the hall for 3 minutes. And there where a lot of things like that just to fill up the time.
I can only give it a 2. Please try again. Don't fill the thing up with a lot of long dramatic still shots of things we see every day. It's just too boring. If you believe in it, do it right, and make it interesting.
There just wasn't enough substance. The guy swept the water in the hall for 3 minutes. And there where a lot of things like that just to fill up the time.
I can only give it a 2. Please try again. Don't fill the thing up with a lot of long dramatic still shots of things we see every day. It's just too boring. If you believe in it, do it right, and make it interesting.