kpatterson-18028
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Couldn't get past episode 2. The main actor just has his mouth agape, wide open, or breathing out of it as though he is not aware that he has a nose on his face. The only way his mouth just hanging open at all times would be ok, would be if we later found out that he broke his nose 👃 or just had surgery on his sinuses. Really. It is so awful. I found myself wondering 🤔 how could the directors not notice that his mouth is just open for catching flies in EVERY Scene!! Too annoying.
The rest of it, the action and the plot forgets to move along. He is somehow framed for a murder In the first 5 minutes, but there is no dead body. Then it becomes like US Marshalls with Tommy Lee Jones and Wesley Snipes. 1 man running like a pregnant ox from the whole world who all seem to be plotting his downfall for the rest of the time. Nowhere to run to and no clear reason to go from 1 place to the next.
And his mouth is ALWAYS open, even in scenes by himself when he's not even talking.
I just couldn't.
The rest of it, the action and the plot forgets to move along. He is somehow framed for a murder In the first 5 minutes, but there is no dead body. Then it becomes like US Marshalls with Tommy Lee Jones and Wesley Snipes. 1 man running like a pregnant ox from the whole world who all seem to be plotting his downfall for the rest of the time. Nowhere to run to and no clear reason to go from 1 place to the next.
And his mouth is ALWAYS open, even in scenes by himself when he's not even talking.
I just couldn't.
Good looking people with a good script, good tunes, good throwback references, with a good solid budget. If you are looking for deep, detailed, hard to follow spy espionage stuff, sure this is a bit light on all of that.
If you have want to watch a decent upbeat and satisfying movie good with mom, your uncles, teenagers, and can easily be done with a couple of pizzas, in 90 minutes with a solid closure at the end, this is it. It is a movie that has WIDE appeal. Like a brand new Jeep Cherokee SUV. It easily checks most boxes and does so competently and w/ ease.
Look, let's get to the hate and the dark, bad reviews that are trying to harm this solid bona-fide effort. Ugly, unattractive, and fat people just hate so hard these days on pretty people. Cameron, Jamie, Glenn Close, they are all in shape, and look super good! Working out, good dieting, and Looking/Being the part is not easy. Haters don't like to see it. They say awful things that are not fair because deep down they know they would NEVER be cast to be in a movie where being attractive is a requirement. Don't let their nonsense fool ya.
If you have want to watch a decent upbeat and satisfying movie good with mom, your uncles, teenagers, and can easily be done with a couple of pizzas, in 90 minutes with a solid closure at the end, this is it. It is a movie that has WIDE appeal. Like a brand new Jeep Cherokee SUV. It easily checks most boxes and does so competently and w/ ease.
Look, let's get to the hate and the dark, bad reviews that are trying to harm this solid bona-fide effort. Ugly, unattractive, and fat people just hate so hard these days on pretty people. Cameron, Jamie, Glenn Close, they are all in shape, and look super good! Working out, good dieting, and Looking/Being the part is not easy. Haters don't like to see it. They say awful things that are not fair because deep down they know they would NEVER be cast to be in a movie where being attractive is a requirement. Don't let their nonsense fool ya.
They went out and brought in every good solid B List Actor, so the talent is there. They just failed to make the stories, creative, interesting, or clever.
It feels more like some film students were given an assignment to re-do some old Twilight Zone themes, and they just thought they could effortlessly do it. But they thought wrong. You keep waiting and hoping that they'll finally catch up to these types of Black Mirror things where you are captivated by the quandary and the outcome too. Nope.
Best way to describe it is that Jordan Peel is given $20k to throw the best Summer Pool Party ever!! You show up, and there's beer in a cooler, some pizza in the kitchen and the best of U2 is playing. You think, there's gotta be more coming. Maybe he's going to bring out the big guns later. But later comes and goes. The party ends, and you are just stupefied standing there wondering how did the promise of SO much turn out so flat.
It feels more like some film students were given an assignment to re-do some old Twilight Zone themes, and they just thought they could effortlessly do it. But they thought wrong. You keep waiting and hoping that they'll finally catch up to these types of Black Mirror things where you are captivated by the quandary and the outcome too. Nope.
Best way to describe it is that Jordan Peel is given $20k to throw the best Summer Pool Party ever!! You show up, and there's beer in a cooler, some pizza in the kitchen and the best of U2 is playing. You think, there's gotta be more coming. Maybe he's going to bring out the big guns later. But later comes and goes. The party ends, and you are just stupefied standing there wondering how did the promise of SO much turn out so flat.