latreenjohnson

First of all, they must have racially-targeted black actors (according to skin-color) in order to find the one black man on the planet who can swim in salt-water with his eyes open. Second of all, the dude he was swimming to rescue- was simply chillin' in a helicopter seat underwater... just because he can't get his seatbelt off by himself. He calmly takes a breath from his little oxygen tank and points to the seatbelt when the black guy (who somehow found him at night, in salt-water, with no flashlight or mask, after somehow finding the sinking helicopter in 300 billion gallons of water and locating the door-latch) comes to rescue him. Have you ever tried to open your eyes underwater and see anything in focus more than 2 feet away?!?.. much less in SALTwater?!?! And then the radio says "all searches have been called off until the storm passes", when the wife waiting at the station asks "durrrhhhh what does THAT mean?!?"... Then, in all-out-hatred against black women, the media AGAIN puts the black-lover-man into the latina woman... RACISTS!!!

In my own screen-writing & directing analysis, this historical movie is the first to EVER be filmed with an incumbent president's Wang throbbing in the mouth of a director throughout the entire production process. After watching it- I now want to resort to a one-party system, get rid of the Constitution, and restrict the federal government to exclusively hiring black men and white women (who we all know are extremely trustworthy and patriotic in their votes).

Also, they picked the PERFECT 'bad-guys': Bible-thumping, assault-rifle-loving Republican-terrorist-h.0.m.0ph0bes who hate women and mistreat children. In fact, the ONLY reason they picked Channing Tatum (a Caucasian) as the lead-star is not simply because he was the Executive Producer, a registered-Democrat, and the existing gossip among a 'certain' special-interest group that wishfully-swears he is "bi"- it is because they would have at least ONE argument against the movie being reverse-racist, sexist, and politically biased.

Through the eyes of a self-proclaimed extremist liberal-Democrat activist, this movie made me smegma myself and I will forever call anyone who objects to it a stupid 'troll'. Obama loves you; now go out and wear your supportive "hoodies", try a little harder to not violate existing gun-control laws before you try to pass MORE, and sign up for Obamacare... your awesome new bill will arrive around late January.

Don't waste your time hating on me for this free speech analysis, go out and make changes in your society if you don't appreciate the unfortunate problems that I am simply bringing to your attention. Pretending nothing is wrong is worse than openly condoning the problem when considering the current configuration of our media, lobbyists, and political system.