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A Gentleman in Moscow (2024)
Solid show
An interesting and easy to follow show that you can watch while looking at your cellphone with minor nationality inconsistent
Its a good time and all 8 episodes are well paced and its just entertaining, evan and his real lige wife are good, the little girl is solid too.
Its an easy premise to follow with only one location and its ok if you nod for a couple of boring moments, you are going to continue the plot easily
The final is predictable but that's ok guys, overall its a solid comedy and drama kinda of show and its a good time in my books
8/10 and im being generous today for some reason.
Lee (2023)
An interesting but boring one
Its a very slow and boring movie to be honest, it fails in varios aspects but overall its a boring time.
The performance are of course amazing m, even the comedian actor, he is actually pretty good, the tarzan actor is not a lot in the movie just like Cotillard but they do their jobs i guess.
Overall is not a fun movie to watch and it feels kinda boring in some parts, this is obviously not winning any awards but its an interesting biopic to watch if you want ti fall sleep in a hard night that you are experiencing
The life of this lady was important and incredible but is not enough to make a movie too long.
Brothers (2024)
Awful
This movie is no good and its a disgrace to the carrer of some of these great actors.
I love Brendan but this is not it ok, its an awkward movie with no plot, there are just scenes after scenes with random stuff happening.
One scene there is a chimpanzee and the next one there q Christmas tree falling in a person.
The predecessor movie of this director was amazing so i don't know what happened tbh, overall its not a good movie to watch with the family
Josh and Peter at least try and their dinamic is the best part of the movie, but its not enough
The only good thing about this movie is that it is short
5/10.
The Substance (2024)
Grotesque movie
It a very intriguing and interesting movie, the plot is a little cliche but its definitely a solid horror body movie with a very good ending (ignore the people saying that the ending is weak)
Overall its a great acted movie, all 3 big actors are good and the do an amazing job with the characters, the cinematography its excellent and other than a couple of annoying characters and useless like the neighbor, its an almost perfect 7/10 horror movie.
Its entertaining, it makes you feel sick and its a carrer revival for Moore, she is definitely coming back stronger after the way hollywood treated her
Just watch the movie and dont close your eyes.
Les Gouttes de Dieu (2023)
Great
Based in a great manga this show delivers and is a great show with great performances, i only watched this show that's to famous Mexican YouTuber Kristoff, he said this show is good and he wasn't lying, this is good and a well made show.
The cast and everyone did a explendid job and im glad i watched today guys, overall is a fantastic piece of television and it's available to watch today my guys, so go watch it
The final episode is kinda good and well made and the locations are beautiful and well made, this show its intelligent and interesting the whole way, im just happy that this shows exist still.
Alien: Romulus (2024)
A good time
Probably the third best movie in the franchise thanks to my buddy Fede Alvarez, my good friend, he doesn't know me but we are.m friends.
The practical effects and everything about the making of this movie is just amazing, this direction is truly from a fan and a geek.
The sequences are tense and scary, the cast is well versed in the universe and its a solid seven entry in the franchise.
Fede is truly a fan and has made an amazing movie thats like a continuations of the original movie, this is a new classic and a well made experience in Imax
The ending is scarier than every scene of prometheus and covenant, truly a good experience.
El hoyo 2 (2024)
Awful
This is a waste of my time and its incredible boring and uninteresting, im sad that this kind of things exist in this world
This movie lacks plot and its just an nonsensical storyline, the action by the two poster people is bad, they are not good in this, the movie looks cheap for a reason and it's simple not good my guys, it has an convoluted plot and its doesn't answer any questions
We dont care about this characters, we just dont care enough for this kind of project, this is an unnecessary sequel and a disgrace to the first kinda good movie from the far and pre covid 2019
5/10 not enjoyable.
Caddo Lake (2024)
Its solid
An interesting little movie, it has good story and is interesting to look at it, it has good performances by the two main leads and a strong cinematography, the rest of the cast specially the Six Feet Under girl are solid.
The ending aho was a little weird and anticlimactic but its ok, overall is not a good ending.
Its a very enjoyable experience i can't believe, this year was great for Dylan oBrian , he is in two great movies this 2024, he just graduated, he is now a solid actor after struggling with a lot of his films, he is now a superstar and he deserves to be happy.
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Saikojiman Gwaenchanha (2020)
Great romantic drama
I thought this was a romantic comedy only but i was wrong is has a lot of tragedy too and its a good time, addictive and well acted with a solid characters and a lot of funny scenes and sad ones
One of the best korean dramas of the last 5 years maybe the best, the actors are all attractive and they have a great character development.
It almost perfect, i just think that the last episode is not the best one but its ok im just nitpicking.
Overall is a good time and a memorable experience that all persons are going to enjoy even if you dont like korean dramas because you find them cheesy
You should give this an opportunity.
Never Let Go (2024)
Above average
Interesting small Halle Berry 😚 movie and his two annoying kids
To be honest, we guys want more Halle and less two kids screen time guys, its not an interesting premise, can be a little basic and dumb but it kinda works because of the beautiful locations, the plot makes no sense and the ending is anticlimactic my guys, overall is not a bad time.
It just a forgettable experience in my books and it kinda lacks blood and suspense but its ok I guess, overall is a solid time with the guys.
I wish it was a little longer because i didn't understand the ending and that's never good my guys ok, but its ok.
The 4:30 Movie (2024)
Entertaining dumb movie
A kinda entertaining but sometimes cringe comedy movie by the controversial director Kevin Smith is an ok cheap movie.
The kids some are funny and some others are kinda bad but its ok that was the intention, Smith isn't trying anymore with the script and it's alright
The plot is just the classic story about teens want to have s e x and the journey to do it
It has a lot of movie references for you movies nerds, star wars, rocky and that stuff that make you geek shorts wet
Overall a very mid coming of age story tbh nothing new and disappointing for some folks but not for me because im not the biggest fan of Smith cinema.
The Killer's Game (2024)
A basic and formule history
Another edgy assassins movie slash comedy, it was an ok experience and its just a Sunday afternoon movie, it has funny people acting comedic like Crews and Batista, it has some pretty ladies for the guys in the house 😉
But overall its not interesting, its the same as always with the typical introduction of assassins and the contracts and the retire ex assassins getting in love and zzzz
Overall is just a fun mindless experience to watch with your love ones and forget the movie the next day in your life, there are better movies to Watch i guess so its not neccesary to watch this ok guys, peace.
Elephant (2003)
A very important movie
A well made and interesting movie that every should watch because its a important exercise
It tackles an heavy subject for all of us and its a hard one to experience that close, Gus is a genius and this is a well deserved winner of the palm de oro in Cannnes in 2003
That year was difficult for a lot of us, its post 9/11 and it hurts to experience sad but real histories like this one
Overall is well acted and a very hard to enjoy movie that you need to watch only one time and that's all, its well made and a serious subject and n the society that we lived in right now guys ok, interesting and well made.
Strange Darling (2023)
Good movie above average
Is a good time and well acted, these two kids have future, the music and everything is impecable and it looks beautiful, the cinematography is amazing.
Is funny, is intense and of course have some problems but its ok, its a good time in my books
The characters make the dumbest decisions ever, especially the guy, he is a dumb person, the old hippies are not brilliant either, the police lady is a dumbass.
Other than that is a solid time and im glad i watched free, this is not worth going to the cinemas, i watched this in a festival ok guys free, not money need it.
Overall pretty good 7/10 solid time and a different kind of movie.
Wolfs (2024)
Fun movie
Simple and funny movie, it has good performances and it just a fun little movie to enjoy before watching a more important release this month
Its always good to listen to Pitt and Clooney fight and discuss about anything, the rest of the small cast does a very good job and they dont let themselves intimidated by these two cinema titans.
The plot is simple and not reallly interesting, the history is only there to move the characters and its there so characters have some very funny situations, and thats always good.
I hope this os not the last performance by this two together and just watch it guys.
Monsters (2022)
Good solid show
Both seasons are well made and acted, is impecable television and both stories carried a lot of emotions and are hard to watch, amazing performances by the three leads specially the Melendez brothers actors
There are monsters of course but they are persona with emotional, they have no salvation but is interesting to know about these corrupted souls
These are incredible episodes of television especially season 2 episode 5 and season 1 episode 8
The cast and everyone is great and is a well made television show, the third season is going to be amazing too with Charlie Hunman guys
Overall is worth the while to watch all of this ok.
Four Lions (2010)
Its solid comedy
A dark and very funny comedy with incredible performances and it just a solid time and we are lucky to have movies like this than they would never would be released today tbh
Its funny and incredible to watch an its funny and so different and with a heavy subject and interesting and funny escenarios for people to enjoy.
Riz is incredible as this sympathetic terrorist, maybe terrorist re humans too and they are obligated to so this awful crimes against humanity.
We need to undertake better, they are basically human with problems and there is maybe no salvation for them but it's an interesting subject to tackle in a comedy movie.
Apartment 7A (2024)
Not enough
This is not enough of a movie to the name, Rosemary baby is probably the best horror movie of all time, this movie is good but is not trying enough.
Its an interesting movie to watch and Garner is an incredible actress and everyone knows that, but the story and the distinct horror presented in here is not solid enough and that's a shame because this movie looks very good.
The other cast does an increible job too, it really feels like a proper prequel of RB but its lacking the suspense, its s shame really it should have been better than this
Its never going to be in the same level as the original but its ok, that's obvious and expected, this was a good try.
Le Deuxième Acte (2024)
Interesting experience
This was an experiment by the director like a lot of his movies like rubber, a movie where there is two kinds of people, people who take the movie seriously or a a joke and depending of what you choose, your personality traits can be define
This ls the same, i care about when i was thinking that the situation in the movie was real but when i find out that its fake and its all acting i didn't care anymore.
I was the side that didn't care, that's the experiment, we are suspects for investigation to this director, we don't matter.
This is not a real movie, it just an experiment but the experiment are supposed to have people who agree to take part, so 5/10.
It Ends with Us (2024)
Average
Just a very average movie without any emotional scene whatsoever, the music in the movie is for some reason a little loud and the two leads have zero charisma when they are supposed to have charisma.
The girl is kinda relatable to a lot of girls but there is a lot of better movies and books with a more real way to tell this kind of hard domestic violence histories.
The rest of the cast like the friend or the mom are not important and i don't even remember their names, but that's ok the only important characters are the two attractive leads and that ok, this movie is for young girls and young boys and they like to see one or two nice bodies in screen, overall 6/10.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
Mid
The most mid movie in the whole franchise
You have your good ones like the original or the 2003 installment and of course like any horror franchise, you have your bad or stinking ones like the 1994 Matthew one or the 2022 Netflix awful adaptation.
Overall is a very mid and not memorable film, is not good is not bad, the lead actress is definitely the best part of the movie and the ending can be a little dumb but is still a very interesting way of end the movie, the rest of the cast is maybe the lest memorable horror movie of all time, they barely have personality and theey are awful, the blood and everything else is kinda ok 5/10.
Krapopolis (2023)
Its not rick and morty guys
Cringe show not a single one of the main characters is funny, the voices are good and solid but the personalitys are just horrible.
There is nothing wrong with having only good persons in your cast but this cast is just not interesting enough for a 23 episode season, i got bored tbh, the premise of each episode is your typical 2 or 3 historíes involving the main 5 character cast.
It doesn't have a solid single episode, all episodes are mid and nit memorable in my books, but maybe in season 2 this can improve but i doubt it, but lest pray ok, there is a lot of good animated shows to watch instead.
His Three Daughters (2023)
Lovely one
A lovely and beautiful movie about bonds and sisterhood, it makes you think twice about your sister and you can always do better.
This movie shows real sisters that you need to treat your sister better because you don't know the struggles she is facing, you literally dont know your sister darling.
So dont take for granted you relationship with your family ok, this movie has amazing performances by the three leads specially Natasha (she is my choices in the oscars)
And of course the ending scenes are emotional and ignore the review saying that that was unnecessary, he is obviously no director 8/10
Another great movie this 2024.
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
Better than the second one
Interesting sequel, this trilogy has been surprisingly solid chessy horror films, it has been a blast, definitely this three movies have good things going for, and good casting too
The music, the locations are incredible and well capture, it feels like Texas but its its California, the villain's and survivals are well captured and they did a solid trilogy of cult movies.
The overall vibe is solid and great in this little film guys, the original magic is definitely captured in this film from 1900.
Overall is a good time in my books and a blast to watch my guys ok, good job everyone ok my little guys.
Sing Sing (2023)
Good one
Good one and simple. Beautiful movie, its of course not oscar worthy but its a good time with a little cliche here and there but overall is good.
Colman and his real life friend are great in here. Its of course not oscar worthy performances but they are good performances.
The script is also solid, of course is not oscar worthy but its a very good one, the overall vibe of the movie is depressing and nostalgic.
Overall the movie is a good time and has amazing performances but its not top 5 of the year because this year has been great my guys, its an excellent movie to Watch alone, support this kind of movies guys ok.