Bobino-2
Joined Jun 1999
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I thought I had seen some of the worst movies ever until I finished watching XXX: State of the Union ten minutes ago.
This is BY FAR one of the worst movies ever made. I'd rank it in my mainstream bottom 3 with Catwoman and Gigli. The only reason why I watched it until the end was to see how badly executed this whole drama was going to be. Believe me, I wanted to walk out.
It has barely if nothing to do with the first XXX movie. This time around, they took the usual patriotic fight-for-your-country propaganda but mixed it up with hip hop. It's the closest thing to taking a swim into a pool of puke.
This "movie" seems to be 100 minute rap video about the glorification of bums. It's filled with the biggest clichés: the bad boys from the ghetto riding in their hummers, the corrupt government officials, the abusive and aggressive use of computer-generated graphics (which are WAY off, Star Wars was candy compared to that), the endless fight scenes every five minutes, one-dimensional women characters with large curves and a hip hop soundtrack.
The actors are unbearable. Ice Cube is cold (no pun intended) and acts as eloquently as Anna Kournikova in Enrique Iglesias' video. I don't know what the hell Xzibit is doing in this movie; they stayed with the obvious for him, he pimps up rides in the ghetto.
I just can't write any more of this without feeling aggressive and it seems I can't even tell you everything that is so wrong about this movie. I won't waste any more time on this steaming pile.
This is the biggest sell-out piece of junk I have seen in a long, long time. Horrible. Watch it at your own risk.
This is BY FAR one of the worst movies ever made. I'd rank it in my mainstream bottom 3 with Catwoman and Gigli. The only reason why I watched it until the end was to see how badly executed this whole drama was going to be. Believe me, I wanted to walk out.
It has barely if nothing to do with the first XXX movie. This time around, they took the usual patriotic fight-for-your-country propaganda but mixed it up with hip hop. It's the closest thing to taking a swim into a pool of puke.
This "movie" seems to be 100 minute rap video about the glorification of bums. It's filled with the biggest clichés: the bad boys from the ghetto riding in their hummers, the corrupt government officials, the abusive and aggressive use of computer-generated graphics (which are WAY off, Star Wars was candy compared to that), the endless fight scenes every five minutes, one-dimensional women characters with large curves and a hip hop soundtrack.
The actors are unbearable. Ice Cube is cold (no pun intended) and acts as eloquently as Anna Kournikova in Enrique Iglesias' video. I don't know what the hell Xzibit is doing in this movie; they stayed with the obvious for him, he pimps up rides in the ghetto.
I just can't write any more of this without feeling aggressive and it seems I can't even tell you everything that is so wrong about this movie. I won't waste any more time on this steaming pile.
This is the biggest sell-out piece of junk I have seen in a long, long time. Horrible. Watch it at your own risk.
It had been a long time since I hadn't seen a film just for the violence in it. Well, my friends and I didn't feel like thinking that night, so went seeing Dawn of the Dead.
One word: FUN.
Having seen the original 70's version, I was afraid it would be nothing more than a remix. The story is a bit different this time around and they MANAGED to give characters depth, believe it or not. It was cool to be able to laugh with the whole audience when innocent people died (often in horrible ways), but hey, that's what these movies are for eh?
I even got scared, in the sense that I could really feel what the characters were going through. Stuck alone in a sea of zombies without any hope is really one thing I wouldn't like to experience.
All and all, great movie, and I'm gonna buy it.
The Master T Score: **** out of 5 Stars
One word: FUN.
Having seen the original 70's version, I was afraid it would be nothing more than a remix. The story is a bit different this time around and they MANAGED to give characters depth, believe it or not. It was cool to be able to laugh with the whole audience when innocent people died (often in horrible ways), but hey, that's what these movies are for eh?
I even got scared, in the sense that I could really feel what the characters were going through. Stuck alone in a sea of zombies without any hope is really one thing I wouldn't like to experience.
All and all, great movie, and I'm gonna buy it.
The Master T Score: **** out of 5 Stars
King Arthur is a guy movie.
Not trying to be macho here. But still it's the latest in the "epic" and "mass battles" movies since Gladiator, Return of the King, Last Samurai and Troy.
King Arthur's story has been done over and over again, and it's one of the first times to my knowledge that they've (tried to) stick to the facts. Well of course it's a bit pushed at times but it was a new and fun version to see.
A great Friday, Saturday night flick. Not a classic, but a fun movie.
The Master T Score: *** out of 5 Stars
Not trying to be macho here. But still it's the latest in the "epic" and "mass battles" movies since Gladiator, Return of the King, Last Samurai and Troy.
King Arthur's story has been done over and over again, and it's one of the first times to my knowledge that they've (tried to) stick to the facts. Well of course it's a bit pushed at times but it was a new and fun version to see.
A great Friday, Saturday night flick. Not a classic, but a fun movie.
The Master T Score: *** out of 5 Stars