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I wouldn't be bothered to write this if it weren't so obviously fake upvoted (as others pointed out). Somebody also pointed out that most people don't assign even really good films a 9 or 10 rating, much less a large percentage of early reviewers. I want people to have a fair shot in picking something good to watch after a hard day's work. I am angry to have been duped.
The dialog had us laughing out loud. The story could've been condensed into 2 episodes, but drones on forever. The acting was bad (with some exceptions), the story absurd, and you really don't give a lick about any of the characters. The "edgy" scenes were just plain trying too hard. And yeah, there were indeed a few ideas ripped off of "Succession."
The dialog had us laughing out loud. The story could've been condensed into 2 episodes, but drones on forever. The acting was bad (with some exceptions), the story absurd, and you really don't give a lick about any of the characters. The "edgy" scenes were just plain trying too hard. And yeah, there were indeed a few ideas ripped off of "Succession."
Super boring and pointless, as most reviewers noted. I can believe that some people liked the movie - different strokes and all that - but I cannot believe that all the 10-, 9- , and 8-star reviews posted around the same time are legit. I absolutely HATE it when people are enlisted to goose the ratings of terrible films. Why not just make a better film and not subject people to yours if it sucks? (sigh)
With 30 minutes remaining of "Noise," I realized there still wasn't a single point of action or suspense. The rude reactions of people in the village when the wife came around was interesting, but then the matter was just kinda dropped. And then, for some inexplicable reason, the wife got all angry at the shopkeeper - the only person who was at all welcoming.
There were a few "spooky" sight gags, but none of them figured into a larger story. I could give specifics, but don't want to risk people not reading my review due to spoilers and making the mistake of tuning into this turkey.
Oh, and that baby cried all the time. He'd drive me nuts, too. That baby sucked.
With 30 minutes remaining of "Noise," I realized there still wasn't a single point of action or suspense. The rude reactions of people in the village when the wife came around was interesting, but then the matter was just kinda dropped. And then, for some inexplicable reason, the wife got all angry at the shopkeeper - the only person who was at all welcoming.
There were a few "spooky" sight gags, but none of them figured into a larger story. I could give specifics, but don't want to risk people not reading my review due to spoilers and making the mistake of tuning into this turkey.
Oh, and that baby cried all the time. He'd drive me nuts, too. That baby sucked.