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Hitmen (2023)
Don't watch
SUPER SLOW movie, takes way too long to get going. Plot is boring, no character development, in short this movie has nothing to offer.
Introducing us to the assassins seemed to have no real point, their back stories were small and added nothing to the plot.
The main couple wasn't bad, but some steamy romance during all the running around seemed like it should have happened, yet didn't.
No humour, no real action, not sure if characters were supposed to be comical or just bad acting, either way acting seemed bad.
At the very least a satisfying ending may have saved this movie, but we didn't even get that.
Acceleration (2019)
Bad, just bad
I don't know how this got such a high rating. It's a 3/10 at best. No suspense, acting bad and the fake gun flashes just make the case.
If you're looking for a movie to fall asleep to, this is the one.
Yesterday's Girl (2018)
bad, just bad
This isn't one of those B-Grades that's so bad it's good, this is just bad. I was literally falling asleep during it. Lots of walking/talking and weird camera scenes. I know what they were trying to do with the "twist" at the end, but by the end, I didn't care and the surprise ending was hardly a surprise.
In short, this movie is just bad, pick any other.
Sumuru (2003)
average B movie
As far as B-movies go, this is in the middle. I wasn't getting warm fuzzies during the opening crash/landing scene, graphics and simulated tension were horrible. It picked up in the middle and turned weak again at the end. I love how 900 year old spaceships just power on and fly with no issues. The overacting of Simona Williams (Taxan) was a little overkill, while Alexandra's character seemed a little more realistic. For a planet full of beautiful women, I little more skin might have helped moved this B-Grade up a little.
Broken Mile (2016)
running/driving and talking - no real suspense
Cannot recommend, it tries to create tension, but fails. Way too many waiting at red lights in cars and/or walking in the rain.