john in missouri

This is basically a movie chopped up into 15 pieces. I get that it was originally released on a (now-dead) platform that did this. But the format was awful.

I watched it on Roku Channel. They kept the 7 to 9 minute, 15-episode format. What they SHOULD have done was fix the thing. I'm guessing the reason they didn't was because then they would've had some awkward transitions and some places where they would've had to do something with titles popping up.

Still.

If they fix then, then worth watching. If they don't, probably still worth watching, but annoying.

Seldom do I watch a movie and think, wow, there's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.

I believed the more positive reviews. Well, THAT was a mistake.

The sad thing is that it was better produced than I expected after reading the negative reviews, so I thought, hey, give it a chance. But decent production can't make up for sheer incoherence.

Wow. What a mess.

And what a regret. I could've spent the evening plucking my nose hairs instead.