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Blonde (2022)
Overlong mess!
Disgraceful Disappointing Disrespectful Disagreeable Disgusting
Why would anyone want to sit through this terrible mess?
Of course because of the phenomenon that is Marilyn Monroe but I tell you it is not worth it. Ana de Armas is great and stunning which was the only reason I managed to finish this awful movie. The scene with JFK in bed was the low point of this overlong mess. Why would we want to see a movie where Marilyn Monroe is miserable and mistreated for 2 hours and 45 minutes. I don't see what director Andrew Dominik was trying to achieve with this. So unless you really really like Ana de Armas (like me), skip it.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
Just don't
A complete waste of time. More than 2 hours of endless meaningless dialogue. I love "Being John Malkovich" , "Adaptation" and "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" but this is pointless drivel. Avoid at all cost!
Elektra (2005)
The worst comic-book adaptation (so far)
What is wrong with the people who make this comic-book adaptations. How could this piece of garbage pass through the script reading department of a major studio (in this case Fox).
Jennifer Garner walks through the sets trying to look sullen and angry but fails miserably. She looks nice in her red outfit but the story is so ludicrous that you totally lose interest after 15 minutes.
Elektra (Jennifer Garner) is an assassin who gets an assignment to kill a father and her daughter. Suddenly she changes her mind and decides to try and protect them from some bad guys that appears out of the blue. The bad guys in this case is a bunch of clowns from an organization called "The Hand" (I know,it's baad). It turns out that the daughter has some kind of superpowers herself and "The Hand" wants her (don't know why).
By then I wanted to rip the disc out of the DVD-player and burn it, but it was a rental so I constrained myself. Elektra is a spin off of the movie Daredevil which leads us to a hilarious deleted scene on the DVD. It shows Matt Murdock (Daredevil) coming to Elektra in a dream. The scene with the worst actor alive Ben Affleck (who plays Daredevil) was thankfully removed from the movie.
2 out of 10.