Measure Pleasure

Weak story content is the Achilles' Heel of this trio of "Mommy's Girl" scenes, now available on VOD.

Laney Grey plays a horny seamstress in the vapid title episode written by Midnight, Bree Mills' favorite scribe. It's even dumber than usual for the hack writer.

She visits the team of stepmom Pristine Edge and her daughter Bianca Bangs, who have hired her to design matching baton twirling costumes for them. Nothing brings a mom and daughter closer together than having such matching outfits, apparently.

So Laney sets about measuring their bodies to get the right dimensions and believe it or not, soon all three of them are in a daisy chain on the couch wailing away Sapphic style. It's a pleasant enough scene for the fans, who have come to expect a half-hour of all-girl, all-sex mindless entertainment.

Having just watched this epic, I've already forgotten what BB looks like, but the starlet has already amassed over a hundred gonzo credits in her brief career so maybe I'm missing something here?

You have to be gullible to buy into the premise of this "Teaching Their Stepmom a Lesson", an excuse for some ecumenical sex by 3 talented ladies.

Bunny Madison plays the stepmom, who is dismayed by the sibling rivalry of her two daughters, both inherited by her from two lesbian marriages. You see where this is headed.

THey are always squabbling, so she sneakily comes up with the scheme of forging two apology letters, delivered to each of them, to get them to make up. It works for a moment, but the kids quickly figure out who wrote them and decide to make a fool out of mommy.

So Bunny catches them tribbing and moaning in pleasure loudly on the living room couch. They inform her that they discovered her ruse, and what's a mother to do now? Well, strip down and join them in a lesbian daisy-chain on the couch.

No surprise: Gamma Entertainment's least talented writer, Midnight, gets credit for this nonsense as well.

After making quite a few web clips in gonzo assignments, 30-something actress Danae Mari is quite alluring and proficient as an actress in her "Mommy's Girl" debut titled "Give Love Another Chance", taking on not only her stepdaughter but the kid's girlfriend. It was previously released a couple of weeks earlier on a VOD titled "Seduction Game".

Danae's also comfortably amusing, so peppy and comically hopping around a bit in a tight dress. She comforts her despairing kid Gia DiBella, who's just broken up with her girlfriend, tall beanpole performer Erin Everheart. It turns out the cause of the split was Erin having a crush on Gia's mom, Danae!

The MILF intercedes, saying it would be best to give love another try, but inviting Erin over to make up with Gia predictably proves to be an instant path to a hot lesbian threesome on the living room couch.

I greatly enjoyed Danae's distinctive good looks and hearty personality, with Gia overshadowed by the work of her forceful co-stars.