Bone Alone

[first lines]

Mike J.: You know what's relevant? A family movie from 1990! We all know how The Asylum have a habit of creating mockbusters based on big upcoming movies, and no movie is bigger or more upcoming than Home Alone, a beloved festive family movie starring Macaulay Culkin as the boy who was forgotten about and his family went off to Paris, and then to Florida in the sequel. Combine that with The Asylum's love of a good pun, and the 2013 movie Bone Alone is born. And let's be honest, it does sound more like a porn movie than it does a family movie. "Daddy, please can I have Bone Alone for Christmas?" "No you bloody can't!"