Fire Emblem: Awakening (2012 Video Game)

Matthew Mercer: Chrom

Quotes 

• Chrom : Wh-what's that? A storm of... crows? Gods, it's upon us!

  Henry : CAW! CAW! Are you folks lost? Or perhaps a lost CAWs? Heh ha!

  Chrom : Who's there? Show yourself! Gods' breath, I can't see anything through all these damned birds! Shoo! Scat! Away with you!

  Henry : [the crows all disperse, revealing Henry]  What's wrong? CAW-strophobic? Nya ha ha! Oh, I slay me!

  Chrom : Not if these Risen do it first! This is no time for japes! Hide yourself, boy!

  Henry : You know, I thought you were all right... Turns out you're all FRIGHT! Nya ha ha! I'd wish you good luck killing these monsters, buuuuuut... They're ALREADY DEAD!

  Chrom : We are well aware!

  Henry : The ravens wanted me to give you a message. "Caaw... C-caw-caw." Roughly translated, it means... Hmm, now what was the human word for that again?... Traipse?... Tripe? Oh, TRAPPED! Right!... They say you're trapped.

  Chrom : We know, damn it! Gods... Where did they all come from?

  Henry : Well, see, when a mommy zombie and a daddy zombie love each other very much... Nya ha ha!

  Chrom : Perhaps I should save the Risen the trouble and silence you myself.

  Henry : Hey, wait! I want to join your CAWs - I mean, I can help you! I know magic! What do you say... Birds of a feather and all that?

  Chrom : Those robes... A Plegian dark mage?... Why would you help us?

  Henry : Oh, don't let all the joking around fool ya - I've got kind of a thing for killing. Most funny people do, you know. The two things must be linked somehow. Ever talk to a jester when he's off duty? Those guys are some sick dastards!