- Luke Bellwether: Mom, this is Elise.
- Donna Bellwether: Elise, it's lovely to meet you.
- Elise Jacobs: Hello.
- Donna Bellwether: Now I understand why my son won't return my calls.
- Elise Jacobs: Growing up, I just knew you as Luke. We weren't in the same grade, we didn't hang out, and you always seemed like this simple, carefree guy.
- Luke Bellwether: I'm still that guy.
- Elise Jacobs: I didn't know that. I just saw a corporation, and I feel like I missed the chance to get to know you that way.
- Luke Bellwether: You hear that?
- Elise Jacobs: Hear what?
- Luke Bellwether: Nothing. No sirens, no buses, no city traffic. This is nice. This is peaceful.
- Nora: You know, we wouldn't go through this each day if we computerized.
- Elise Jacobs: Yeah, but then we'd lose our charm.
- Nora: I thought one of the reasons you hired me was to bring Apple Hill's reservation system into the, you know, 20th century.
- Elise Jacobs: I think you mean 21st century.
- Nora: No, I definitely mean 20th.
- Luke Bellwether: What did you do?
- Donna Bellwether: I deactivated your account.
- Luke Bellwether: Undo it. Undo it.
- Donna Bellwether: It's time for you to go on vacation.
- Luke Bellwether: I don't want to go on a vacation, Mom.
- Donna Bellwether: Listen to me. Maybe not, but your team needs a vacation from you.
- Elise Jacobs: We just became a Landover historic destination, and last month, I received a hospitality award from the Innkeepers Guild.
- Luke Bellwether: You just made that up.
- Elise Jacobs: No. Do you want to see my plaques?
- Luke Bellwether: Did you buy them on the internet?
- Luke Bellwether: See right there? That's what you need to improve your outlook. A little Braemer's ice cream. Pumpkin scoop cures everything.
- Elise Jacobs: I don't need to improve my outlook, and they don't have pumpkin ice cream.
- Luke Bellwether: Yes, they do.
- Elise Jacobs: All right, you'll see.
- Luke Bellwether: They better have it.
- Elise Jacobs: Nora, what's the number?
- Nora: 18.
- Elise Jacobs: It's never been that low. 18?
- Nora: Shoot. Now it's at 15 cause we just got a cancellation.
- Elise Jacobs: I can't tell you how...
- Luke Bellwether: Too bad I didn't have any fresh towels, but I did manage to dry off with three bedsheets, if I can give you that right there.
- Nora: Actually, that's kinda genius.
- Luke Bellwether: Ooh, scones. I'd love one, please.
- Nora: Yeah, great.
- Luke Bellwether: Yeah. And also put me down for apple picking, unless you managed to mess that up, too.
- Elise Jacobs: Oh, no. I should mention that apple picking takes actual work.
- Luke Bellwether: Well, I'm good with work, as you know per last night.
- Elise Jacobs: What he's referring to is the fact that in the middle of the night, he decided to change a door handle without my permission.
- Luke Bellwether: Fix the door handle. Also the phone jack, the electrical outlet, and a leaky sink. But I digress.
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