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1. This review penned June 2016 at a time when the ONLY reviews on the IMDb were -- "coincidentally" -- from members who -- "mysteriously" -- had all joined at EXACTLY the same time, had all left only one single review for posterity (of this film, DUH) and all thought it was the greatest thing since Godfather or Star Wars or sliced bread. So, in the interest of fair coverage, I wanted to offer a slightly more objective review from a member with more than one review to his credit. That would be me.

2. A newbie to romcoms might be forgiven for thinking that Woody Allen invented the "mismatched couple" trope with Annie Hall, but this is not true. If you go back to the golden age of film (the 1930s and 1940s) you will find a number of these kinds of scripts, mostly B movies, but many with big names like Harlow and Arthur. Allen does get credit perhaps for deconstructing this kind of story (more than once, in fact) and then rebuilding it, taking it to a new level for the modern viewer.

3. Which of course is precisely what writer/Director Bartell had in mind with Dirty Beautiful. Deconstucting the "mismatched couple" story and then rebuilding it, hopefully, into something new and different. Bartell does succeed -- for about 10 minutes. The setup is great. A clearly neurotic young man for whom women are a complete mystery stumbles across a homeless girl (hot, bright, chatty) who basically has only two questions, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND and DO YOU WANT ONE? Great concept. If they gave Oscars for a logline, this would get a nomination. But they don't. Good films need more than a clever setup.

4. The film peaks at about the 15:00 minute mark and if you stick it out, you will end up almost as neurotic as the central character. The chemistry between the two principles is not there. The script and direction falter. The first person narrative (talking into the camera, as if to the viewer) gets old real fast. If this film were an elevator, it starts at the top floor and just keeps dropping during the run-length.

7. I think my rating is fair. I think everyone involved -- Bartell and his stars -- are capable of doing better. Woody Allen is not staying up nights worried about losing his niche.

8. If you really really want to see this storyline done to perfection, I recommend MY SASSY GIRL, the original 2001 version, in Korean, with subs. (There are multiple remakes of the original, and you can ignore them all.) It is essentially "as good as it gets" for this theme. And entertaining as hell.

If you go looking for trouble, you're bound to find it. The movie's an enjoyable watch but you'll need some suspension of disbelief as there's NO way any man should ever be so lonely as to put up with all the drama and mental illness that this woman provides. It's something sick that you can't truly call "love"

The characters are interesting but a lot of their choices sort of felt unrealistic. It was an interesting setup/storyline but didn't feel like it really paid off in the end. It was very well shot and the performances were enjoyable. Worth a watch for sure!

There is, arguably, sort of, I guess, a meta gag here: the screenwriter protagonist saddled with a highly unsuitable girlfriend, keeps telling himself, right up to the end, against abundant evidence, that she can change. Characters changing is supposed to be at the heart of good, traditional screenwriting. This failed screenwriter fails to get his girlfriend to change, or to see that she can't. Ha ha.

Unfortunately, even if this is the intended irony, it still feels like a cop out. Yes it would have been a cliché if this alcoholic, climate change denying homeless prostitute who's probably only using the guy for a place to crash somehow magically yet plausibly turned into the love of his life. It would also have been an astounding writerly feat and given this jumbled mess of a thing a sense of purpose, which it otherwise lacks, meta jokes or no meta jokes.

And the fact that the change doesn't happen feels not like the radical deconstruction it could have been but a writerly failure, maybe born of the fact that the set-up isn't just unlikely or about a mismatch, but manifestly, unsalvageably wrong and sad and makes it impossible to have any respect for the protagonist. All this in a film that is an agonisingly unresolved jumble of tones, from unfunny comedy to harsh realism.

And it all hurts all the worse that this screenwriter guy lets us know at the outset, speaking to camera, the fences he was swinging for (all-time great mismatched couple comedies like Harold and Maude, Eternal Sunshine) and then, sort of, maybe, makes this jokey reference to his characters' failure to change and this really means his own failure to write a good story.

Sorry, but there it is.

Tim Bartell's 'Dirty Beautiful' is a charming indie film that has the bonus of being edited by Daniel Raim. I wasn't sure about the film's beginning, but then 'Dirty Beautiful' dug its heels in and through a tightening narrative managed to really engage emotionally and convey its sweet heartwarming spirit. There seems to be a yearning in the filmmaker's vision to see through a caring but dysfunctional relationship, and this kind of relatability to real life may provoke some viewers to actually ask themselves, if caught in such a scenario: should I stay or should I go? Watch and find out!

This was such a treat. I love this kind of tales and filmmaking where you can really feel the characters and their struggles but also have a good time. I especially loved the lead actor and the camera work is beautiful! Looking forward to seeing more work by Bartell.

This story provides an interesting perspective about what happens when you go against your conscience. Well- rounded characters with very intriguing flaws in them. I always enjoy watching movies about writers as their lives are always like a novel or screenplay.

This film is excellent! The conundrum that fuels this funny/tragic story is all too familiar to anyone who's been in a toxic relationship (or a few). I so enjoyed how brutally honest Dirty Beautiful is. While the behaviors that fuel the chaos in the film touch on the extreme, the premise is entirely relatable for most of us: it takes two to make a relationship crazy. And I honestly couldn't tell who I sided with more in the relationship. She's an agent of chaos. He's an agent of control. Both cross every line, but they just spiral back inward, toward each other. Like some primal magnet. Again--relatable. The performances are really, really good and so much of the dialogue felt like it must have been pulled from some very real experiences. Both of those things working in harmony brought about a superb energy. I can't recommend it highly enough.

I needed something with a little romance, but ended up getting something... like that? But nonetheless pleasantly surprised by this little gem. Even more so by the leading man's performance because the only other thing I've seen him in was Zach & Miri - so it was a nice opposite for him. Definitely enjoyed the tone and humor within this film, but it won't be for everyone. Nicely paced, and true-to-life for those types of broken people looking for a little solace.

I was going to stop watching after the first 15 minutes, but I decided to give it 10 minutes more and it was worth it. Not sure about all of the low ratings but it really is worth watching.

Great title cleverly made funny comedy romance. I love guy movies the type of movies we can relate to especially if you have interest in relationships and writing like myself, if you like interesting characters in this movie you'll find some you probably know. The main character David is a hopeless romantic wanting a girlfriend, they say be careful for what you wish for wanting, great dialogue, honest with real life scenarios.

I really enjoyed this film. It has a solid cast with a very push-pull romance with attractive leads and some awkwardly wonderful human moments. Nicely shot and edited. Jordan Monaghan is definitely worth the watch.

The life from David does change as soon as he is meeting this crazy, childish, adventurous woman who turns him into a more lovely guy. Together with her he experiences a real roller coaster of emotions and their time together brings lots of ups and downs in their lives as well because she likes David but at the beginning she must clarify her relationship with another man who as soon as she meets David she spontaneously radically drops him off (her first guy) from her life and decides to begin the adventure with the sensitive David who believes her and lets her into his life, now knowing what is about to happen. As soon as he lets her into his home and spends his time with her, he realizes that she is a bit crazy in her own way but she also falls in love with him and it takes time until David expresses his emotions towards her that's why she seems a bit frustrated and so arguments appear but their time together in silence proofs that love is what we feel not what we talk. So they soon understand their connection and begin to truly feel for each other. I definitely like this film. Also the acting performances are realistic and so very good.

I enjoyed this dark love story. It's very real, I have seen crazy people with baggage fall into relationships together and continue to be together out of some sick desperation. This film gets all of that and in such vivid realistic detail that it's almost uncomfortable to watch. I was exhausted when this concluded - but that's not a bad thing, it's testament to how powerful and deep the Director and cast went with the material and brought it to life. An excellent indie!

Jordan Monaghan is the singular reason why Dirty Beautiful works.. and doesn't work. For there would hardly be any woman as gorgeous as she is that would be homeless for ANY length of time. And she wouldn't have been a street-hooker either... high-end call-girl.. definitely. She plays her role quiet well in this enjoyable little indie movie, but she's miscast in the part. That aside, most viewers are glad she had been chosen, for she is wondrous to behold, and the camera at every angle captures her true beauty. If she would have such a part, she could have as her future a Julia-esque career. She's a name not heard much before.. no longer, and it will be most interesting to see how her future does indeed unfold.

David, a struggling writer, meets Kat, who has a tragic past and an abusive ex-boyfriend. As they spend time together, David sees Kat's destructive behavior first-hand. And he is in over his head. They must change and grow to try and make it work. Great cinematography and interesting story. Well done.

Two people couldn't be more opposite, and that's what makes this story of a screenwriter wannabe and an un apologetically wild girl work. Great casting and excellent cinematography.

If you have ever been in a toxic relationship this movie will hit home. No matter what the haters say about this film, the acting is top notch. Tim Bartell has captured what is to be in a relationship that we all know is bad..but we can't help ourselves. There is that saying "Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting". Thank you for this indie gem.

Very well written and directed, the movie begins as a rom com and turns pretty dark which gives the film an interesting twist. It's a very LA vibe movie: struggling writer meets troubled girl, the result is a huge mess.

I enjoyed this journey into an unusual love story between two very mis-matched dysfunctional people. There are plenty of toxic relationships you see everyday, and wonder why in the world they stay together, this gives a glimpse into their possible inner world.

Get ready for some twists and turns in an unusual love story. The two leads do an excellent job and the writer/director takes us to unexpected and interesting places. Worth the time.

Dirty: Sometimes the acting falls flat, montages become too often, and sometimes the song selection made it feel mainstream While it tried to keep the indie film feel. For how well this was written I didn't see a need for the talking to camera bits. Information between two characters is well written and when bringing one looking directly at the camera does helps bring about connection but most of them seemed forced. I'm glad that they didn't do it after every major plot point.

Beautiful: On the positive side I really did like this movie. It was a down to earth love story that wasn't froufrou. The leads had great chemistry and characters had depth. They didn't happen to be in situations the whole time they tend to put themselves in that position. Cinematography was great. Lighting brought moods expessially that a lot of it was shot in a one room apartment and the shot selection wasn't getting annoying.

This was an impressive love story. It went above to show us what a true relationship can sometimes look like.