The Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

Another dreaded "porn-parody" abortion, this project boasted a decent cast, fine sets and costumes but a brain-dead auteur name of Jordan Septo (stage-name that is) who hasn't a clue how to direct a feature. I've suffered through several of his stinkers including the anal series "Your Mom's a Sl*t..." and hopefully this wil be the last for me.

There is zero action in the movie, outdoor vistas about as Western as one's backyard, and static set-ups leading to sex, hardly evoking the beloved Western classic. In the title role Ryan Driller (who gets these straight-shooter assignments such as playing "Superman" like clockwork), rides on a horse for a few seconds, and that's about it.

Casting of lovely Adrianna Luna as Tonto was a great idea and she is briefly affecting in her hushed, sensual line readings, but no more creativity is forthcoming. She's forced to recite stupid aphorisms on the level of a series of "Confucius Say" jokes, and no surprise -there's no script credit displayed.

Evan Stone is miscast as the corrupt and ineffectual local sheriff, hardly the right choice for a lengthy sex scene out of the mysteriously popular Cuckold sex genre, in which he's locked in his own jail's cell, forced to watch as his mean wife (Macy Cartel) is humped willingly by villain Butch Cavendish (Tony Rosano in the show's best acting performance). Any knowledgeable pornographer would have hired a professional masochist like Jimmy Hollywood to play the sheriff/cuckold.

Christie Stevens is a beauty but too young to be the Miss Kitty type saloon owner, and the femme cast is a bit weak with veteran Cassidey past her prime and Natalie Moore a non-starter. A symptom of the incompetence of this show is that little-known Macy Cartel does a poor job in her role, yet is effervescent and fascinating in her weirdness for the BTS short subject camera. Go figure.