Idle Fantasies

Drawn from Adult Time's "Modern-Day Sins" series, this set of four vignettes on DVD settles for such trivial stories it seems more like a bunch of porn loops or content similar to gonzo labels (take your pick: Reality Kings, Brazzers, etc.). Seems like a case of moving toward an all-sex format.

Three scenes use the same lowbrow gimmick. The title "My Eyes Are Up Here" gives away the game: Seth Gamble plays a pool cleaner who shows up at Lexi Luna's home, where she's sunbathing by the pool, looking mighty fine in her bikini. As he works she catches him staring at her, so she mentions this and then seduces him. They have sex by the pool and she arranges for him to return next week. James Avalon directed, not taxing himself at all.

Similarly, big-bodied Mona Azar helps the plumber (no-talent Billy Boston) and catches him staring -same deal, she instantly seduces him and they have sex in the kitchen, trying to keep quiet so as not to disturb her children elsewhere in the home.

"An Upskirting Gentleman" concerns neighbors, with Juan Loco helping lovely Alexia Anders carry her groceries upstairs. She has the habit of not wearing underwear (plus wearing a short-short skirt), so of course she notices Juan staring at her from behind. He apologizes, but she immediately uses the occasion to seduce him. So much for having a story.

The other segment also features Seth Gamble, porn's most frequent flyer lately. This time he's married to Victoria Voxxx and the topic is "free use", well-known in porn circles but mythical as far as I'm concerned. Gamble plays it smug (and irritating) in the set-up: his wife Victoria Voxxx is busy in the kitchen when he barges in and insists on immediately having sex with her. He invokes the "free use" concept, based on their agreement that if one of them cheats, then the other gets unlimited sexual privileges. Cue sex in the kitchen.

There are no plot twists, just a quick set-up and then a very lengthy XXX scene, four times over.