- Gabby Harrison: High school boys are like old smart phones. They're buggy, they think too slowly...
- Mae Hartley: ...and they crash when you need 'em most.
- Gabby Harrison: I don't believe in school-sponsored romantic events. It's a front for the corsage industry. I read about it online.
- James Hartley: [almost singing] Who's the man with the genius plan, making an android on demand? Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy.
- James Hartley: Give yourselves up!
- General McFee: You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know, or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
- James Hartley: And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
- Mae Hartley: [first line upon her and Gabby coming out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up] But, Dad!
- James Hartley: Not another word, young lady. I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
- Gabby Harrison: [to Mae while running from the military] Hide.
- [Mae and Gabby duck behind a pile of pallets in an alley as the U.S. military converges on the alley]
- General McFee: You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know.
- James Hartley: That's right. And there is no way that you are going to homecoming.
- Mae Hartley: [Mae and Gabby come out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up] But, Dad!
- Mae Hartley: My bubble is totally un-burst, because I already have a boyfriend!
- Gabby Harrison: Mae, what are you doing?
- Mae Hartley: See, my boyfriend - so cute, total hotburger - and... and his name is...
- Gabby Harrison: Albert.
- Mae Hartley: Albert!
- Bart Hartley: Welcome home, Pops! How's my favorite role model?
- [pause]
- James Hartley: How much do you want, Bart? Huh? Okay. It's twenty bucks. Is that enough?
- Bart Hartley: Dad! You're so cynical. Maybe I just wanna celebrate YOU.
- James Hartley: After sixteen years, you're starting now? No, I have work to do.
- General McFee: We were hacked. Our security's been breached. The prototype is at large. This is a national emergency!
- General McFee: Jenx! Tell me you have a witness.
- Major Jenks: Nothing solid, sir. Just a lady walking her dog last night.
- General McFee: Did she give a description?
- Major Jenks: [referring to notes] Yes. She said he was "super cute candy sugar in my eye holes and the honorary mayor of Hunky Town," sir.
- Albert Banks: [in a football huddle] Okay, guys, battle time. Download me an action plan.
- Jaden Stark: Just stay out of the way. Blast right 21 Z, on two.
- Gabby Harrison: [entering the huddle] Albert.
- Albert Banks: Hello, Gabby.
- Gabby Harrison: You can not go into this game.
- Jaden Stark: Yeah, she's right. You haven't even been to the practices. You don't know the plays.
- Teammates: Yeah. Yeah.
- Mae Hartley: [entering the huddle] Gabby, what are you doing?
- Albert Banks: Hello, Mae.
- Jaden Stark: Oh-ho, bestie versus boyfriend. Grab you popcorn, dudes.
- Gabby Harrison: You should not be playing football. He could think someone's the enemy and take 'em out.
- Albert Banks: It's all in good fun.
- Nevaeh Barnes: [entering the huddle] Hey, get your boyfriend out of my homecoming game.
- Albert Banks: Hello, Neveah. That's heaven spelled backwards, guys.
- General McFee: Well, you've had an eventful two days. You hacked a government network and stole a weapon so secret, Congress doesn't even know it exists! You hijacked the prize creation from the most advanced lab on earth.
- Gabby Harrison: That reminds me, do you guys have any internships?
- Gabby Harrison: You and Mae cannot end up together. It's impossible.
- Albert Banks: Gabby, you can't know what's possible unless you know everything. And nobody does - not even you.