- Alex Taylor: Do you mind if I, uh... I touch your face?
- Brad Coleman: You feeling lonely, Alex?
- Alex Taylor: I just, uh, wanna know what you look like.
- Tyson: I'm not scared of you, chief.
- Brad Coleman: You sure about that?
- Tyson: Yeah. Unlike you, I have a reason to be here.
- Angus Coleman: Ah, not gettin' along with that blind kid, huh?
- Brad Coleman: His name's Alex... and, yeah, I don't... I don't think he likes me. You know, he's one of those rich, smart kinds.
- Angus Coleman: Oh, and you're one of the poor, stupid ones?
- Brad Coleman: I come by it honestly.
- Angus Coleman: I thought you said you weren't hanging out with Vince and Billy anymore.
- Brad Coleman: Yeah, I'm not.
- Angus Coleman: Then what are those two drains-in-the-system doing on my front lawn!
- Sandy Taylor: Would you care for a beer?
- Angus Coleman: Sure. I always wanted to try one of those - but only if you're having one.
- Sandy Taylor: I could use a beer. Domestic or imported?
- Angus Coleman: Ah, I better stick to domestic. I drink imported, I get illusions of grandeur.
- Brad Coleman: Yeah, well, it's like everyone is waiting for me to quit and, I don't know, I like... I like disappointing them, you know?
- Alex Taylor: Julie, is everyone just standing there, awkwardly staring with their mouths hanging open?
- Julie: Yeah.
- Alex Taylor: We should probably go before they let all the air out of their heads.
- Geoff Taylor: Hey, says here you go to my son's school. Do you know that?
- Brad Coleman: Yeah. I see him around. He's blind, right?
- Geoff Taylor: That explains a lot. Hmm. He's also a really cool kid.
- Mrs. McVie: You going to be there, Brad?
- Brad Coleman: I don't know, do you want me to be?
- Mrs. McVie: No.
- Brad Coleman: Then yeah, I'll be there...
- Alex Taylor: My parents are going to the meet. Are yours?
- Brad Coleman: Angus is working.
- Alex Taylor: What does he do?
- Brad Coleman: Lingerie model.
- Angus Coleman: Now, you two are going to say away from my boys, or I'm gonna make your lives miserable.
- Vince Bernard: [scoffing] I'm gonna tell our dad.
- Angus Coleman: Oh, good. 'Cause I haven't *pounded* on your old man in 20 years.
- [last lines]
- Alex Taylor: Hey, Brad.
- Brad Coleman: Alex?
- Alex Taylor: You ever heard of the triathlon?
- Brad Coleman: Well, uh, can you swim?
- [they out wade into the water]
- [Rather than talk about running practice, Alex excuses himself from dinner]
- Sandy Taylor: It's Brad, isn't it? He's harassing you.
- Alex Taylor: I just have a lot of homework to do, Mom. That's it.
- Sandy Taylor: Did he pull on your underwear?
- Brad Coleman: Hey, uh... do we have any milk?
- Angus Coleman: Milk?
- Brad Coleman: Yeah, milk. You know, white stuff. It comes from a cow.
- Angus Coleman: I am familiar with the concept. You want milk? Really?
- Geoff Taylor: Let me tell you something: loyalty and gullibility - not a great combination in your line of work.
- Angus Coleman: [visiting the Taylor home] Am I having a seizure, or am I smelling chocolate chip cookies?
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