Smothered (2016)

Bill Moseley: Soggy Christian

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• Mountain Man : Look out there, Freddie. Freddie!

  Soggy Christian : It's Teddy. Freddie was the first one. I'm... number two.

  Mountain Man : I'm talking to the dog... Teddy.

• R.A. : You weren't in number three. Richard was number three.

  Kane : I know that. But he'd do the same for me. May God rest his soul.

  R.A. , Soggy Christian : May God rest his soul.

• Soggy Christian : Hey, where's Malcolm?

  Randy : Found a boat, his hat, spare tire but no Malcolm.

  Trixie : The hell did you get us into anyway, Kane?

  Kane : Got you into a thousand bucks, that's what.

  Trixie : Got us into a cluster fuck.

  Kane : Take needle dick here down to the old fucker's RV and bring it up here. At least all of us can sleep inside tonight.

  Don : Come on, bounce-boy.

  Randy : You old fuckers are funny.

• R.A. : We call top bunk.

  Kane : Nobody calls top bunk.

  Soggy Christian : Who died and made you Thelma's king?

  Kane : She's my motorhome. I am the king of Thelma.

  Soggy Christian : Thelma is a Mini Winnie. And a Mini Winnie does not make a motorhome!