7 reviews
Not since Pippi Longstockings have a sat through a more dreadful movie. HORRID. Sad because the two lead actors have potential to do some very good work. I've seen high school plays in rural North Dakota that had more of a budget than this movie. The same quarter mile stretch of road used over and over again from different angles. Prop guns were horrible, you could see the plugs in the barrels half the time, the other half of the time they were so clearly stage props they looked like they were stolen from a college theater department. The "special effects" of gunfire and bullets supposedly striking objects were so sad. I love the scene with the prison super imposed on a mountain range....laughable if it weren't so sad. Monster power line towers also visible in a number of scenes...in one, it is almost like the camera man realized it and just panned the camera slightly to get it out of frame. Last but certainly not least, the opening scene suggests that the story was taking place in Louisiana and it was clearly a totally different climate and geography...looked like California. Repetitive use of "antiqued" photos of the actors and different buildings that were so obviously "movie set" buildings....stop me or I'll go on forever.
Don't waste your time...but if there is an agent out there, a producer with some juice and a director worth his or her salt...snatch up these two lead actors and give them a little mentoring.
Don't waste your time...but if there is an agent out there, a producer with some juice and a director worth his or her salt...snatch up these two lead actors and give them a little mentoring.
A truly dreadful remake. The action is non-existent which in such a dramatic and action packed story is beyond belief. In close up sepia stills (which take up a significant part of the film) you can clearly see that the guns are fake, and poor ones at that with no hole in the muzzle. Got bored well before the end and switched off before it got any worse!
Apparently I need to write more lines of text, so I will use those lines to pay homage to the Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway 1967 film of the same title, which even though it was filmed forty six years earlier than this 2013 effort, is far superior in every single way.
Apparently I need to write more lines of text, so I will use those lines to pay homage to the Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway 1967 film of the same title, which even though it was filmed forty six years earlier than this 2013 effort, is far superior in every single way.
This is an awful film with absolutely no merit.
There's so much wrong with this film, I don't know where to begin.
There's no action, no plot and the film is filled with several overly long photo montages that are tedious.
The budget was so low there is virtually no realism. Money shown is current currency, one of the newspaper headlines has a blatant spelling error and all gunfire is depicted with cheesy computer generated flashes.
I'd say this is more like a student film, but that would be insulting to student films.
Avoid at all costs, as this film is a complete waste of time with no redeeming values.
There's so much wrong with this film, I don't know where to begin.
There's no action, no plot and the film is filled with several overly long photo montages that are tedious.
The budget was so low there is virtually no realism. Money shown is current currency, one of the newspaper headlines has a blatant spelling error and all gunfire is depicted with cheesy computer generated flashes.
I'd say this is more like a student film, but that would be insulting to student films.
Avoid at all costs, as this film is a complete waste of time with no redeeming values.
This is by far the worst movie I have seen The acting was awful, the effects were awful and the action was guess what. Awful! No seriously this movie could have been made by a bunch of five year old kids who have a fond taste for American history. The effects are embarrassing for example at one point in it shot are being fired at Clydes car and they are flashing his leather roof. Furthermore, the film was half full of really dull picture montages in black and white. And finally the props were awful in one point Clyde points a gun at someone but the only problem it the barrel isn't hollow.
Do not watch this film unless you want to be bored out of your mind for 85 minutes
Do not watch this film unless you want to be bored out of your mind for 85 minutes
- fearthebeast360
- Nov 23, 2014
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What was even the point of this??? 💩
This is my first ever movie view because this movie was just so bad. It needs erased from existence. I don't even know where to begin.
What kind of show has the car driving up and down the SAME road throughout the whole show
Bonnie is so plain Jane, her clothes are as well, her hair not being toutched at all and lack of makeup makes her look modern and not believable.
Her personally is boring and generic
The acting is THE worse I've ever seen! I have seen better acting in a local fking play!
Then there's that cringe fest of "poetry". The car drives down the same road dozens of times, and for being the premis of subject, the movie has ZERO violence. No, holding toy guns and Flashing to newspaper headlines while playing nonstop idiotic hillbilly music is not helping at all
Worse movie I've ever watched in my life. Please do yourself a favor and do not watch this brain rotting waste of an hour and a half of my life
Watch the mini series version of Bonnie and Clyde, that also happened to actions in 2013. It's a professional Hollywood style version, a 3 hour long highly detailed movie, complete with romance, action, violence, and thoight provoking actions.
What kind of show has the car driving up and down the SAME road throughout the whole show
Bonnie is so plain Jane, her clothes are as well, her hair not being toutched at all and lack of makeup makes her look modern and not believable.
Her personally is boring and generic
The acting is THE worse I've ever seen! I have seen better acting in a local fking play!
Then there's that cringe fest of "poetry". The car drives down the same road dozens of times, and for being the premis of subject, the movie has ZERO violence. No, holding toy guns and Flashing to newspaper headlines while playing nonstop idiotic hillbilly music is not helping at all
Worse movie I've ever watched in my life. Please do yourself a favor and do not watch this brain rotting waste of an hour and a half of my life
Watch the mini series version of Bonnie and Clyde, that also happened to actions in 2013. It's a professional Hollywood style version, a 3 hour long highly detailed movie, complete with romance, action, violence, and thoight provoking actions.
- lilbittyprettyone
- Aug 20, 2024
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- fullergarrett1
- Jan 12, 2014
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