Accidental Double Date

Title scene of this DVD trio of "Oopsie!" vignettes is a silly variation of the durable, if less than hilarious, porn gag of a penis sticking up inside a popcorn box sitting on the boyfriend's lap.

Somehow the gag is bungled by director Stella Smut, who presents a double date in which the male actors (Dante Colle and Jake Waters) are ignored by their dates Ariel Demure and Siri Dahl, who only want to make out. Siri finds Ariel's dick not in the popcorn boxes on the boys' laps and sucks on it with a fake cum shot sight gag resulting.

The guys flee, and Siri has energetic sex with the pretty trans-female Ariel, leading to a real cum shot, all staged in a movie theater. As usual in this series, silliness triumphs over sexiness.

In "Space Probed", this "Oopsie!" episode suggests a vintage National Enquirer headline or perhaps a 1950s sci-fi movie. It also departs from the "Oopsie!" slapstick comedy format -no making faces or doing double-takes and no fake bodily fluids sprayed on the cast comically from off-camera.

Instead we have the lovely little blonde starlet Chanel Camryn as a damsel in distress being plodded and penetrated by a pair of beautiful trans-females (the actresses, not the characters), clearly abducted by space aliens.

So Jade Venus and Tori Easton make an imposing pair of striking (and very, very tall, towering over the diminutive Chanel) invaders, who are busy exploring an Earth girl's body. My mind wandered to the classic science-fiction writing of Ursula K. Le Guin, who provocatively investigated alternate sexuality and gender issues in fictional Other World cultures.

Unfortunately, in this porn vignette we are dragged down, despite the outre makeup and costuming, to the most literal and graphic elements: namely trans-female performers acting as tops to Chanel the bottom. Fantasy and imagination are ruled out -instead it's gonzo content with slightly different trimmings.

In "Ski Mask Bandit", Korra Del Rio plays the title character, a cat burglar wearing a hood with eye and mouth holes who is stealing stuff from a couple's apartment. Caught in the act by Charlotte Sins and Dillon Diaz, she's subjected to forced sex which all three enjoy.

Gimmick is having the obviously swinging couple share the charms of TS star Korra, leading to pegging (as Korra humps Dillon in his ass) as well as Dillon giving her a blow job and more "mainstream" porn including vaginal sex for Charlotte. It's dumb and not particularly erotic -more mechanical.