Sally Mae: The Revenge of the Twin Dragons

Ricky Greenwood takes another porn-parody whack at the 1970s blaxploitation genre, but this silly nostalgia trip lacks oomph. What we get is a pile of cliches in usually reliable Maddy Burton's script ("Right on!" and "Freeze, you jive turkey!" stand out), some props like an "amazing" phone answering machine (wow!) and a stupid story. And don't forget the array of stupid wigs to represent an era when the Afro was in full flower.

For the record, Sally Mae as impersonated by superstar Ana Foxxx is back, seeking revenge for the murder of her sister Veronica. She teams up with Isiah (Isiah Maxwell), brother of her dead lover Trevor, and with the aid of police detective Stone (Cali Caliente) hunts down the killer Gabriel (whose identity was telegraphed from the very start).

Misty Stone is on board as a corrupt cop named Davis -as usual in porn since the characters names aren't listed in the credits, we're supposed to be confused since her cop partner played by Cali is named Stone. Supporting cast is quite weak, with the prettiest girl, Alexis Tae, given only a cameo appearance for no good reason. Studs Thrill (aka Thrillmonger) and Scotty P. Are pathetic non-actors, hired merely for their BBCs.

Absence of action is obvious in the no-budgeter, as a dumb kung fu battle between the good guys & gals versus baddies dressed in baseball uniforms takes place entirely off-screen. Industry award nominations and even a win for this clunker are prima facie evidence of how corrupt the porn biz is.