The Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay in New-England delivers several Prestigious Judgments on poor souls asking advice on a Sub-Reddit called r/relationships.
The greate Common-Wealth of Massachusetts is oft unjustly slandered. The Witchfinder General dis-proves this Slander, and denounces it for the Profession of Heresy that it is.
The Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay preacheth against those Printers of Gazettes who doth bear False Witness, and publish blasphemous notions about Witchcraft and the Power of the Devil.
The Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay answers correspondence from his many admirers all over Christendom; and offers succor to those suffering from maladies of a religious nature.
Due to some unknown diabolism, the godly seaport of Salem in the Colony of Massachusetts Bay hath transformed into a den of heathenry, Popery, debauchery, and witchcraft.
Elizabeth Johnson, Jr., a slave of the Devil convicted of witchcraft in the late trials at Salem, is to be formally exonerated of her diabolical crimes.
The Witchfinder General of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay issues a dire warning to all those who love God concerning the recent discovery of a secret wizarding world in the old country as revealed by one JK Rowling (a most godly man).
