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Death Comes to Us All (2013)

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Death Comes to Us All

David: What the fuck are you doing in my house?
Death: Er, bit tricky. Look, I'll be back in five minutes, you just carry on doing what you're doing, and I'll be right back.

Death: Do you have to watch?
Death: Why?
David: I can't go while someone's watching?
Death: Are you taking the piss?

Death: Fucking hell fire, the freshly dead are a pain in the neck.

David: Who the hell are you?
Death: Oh shit, er, Have you got the time?

Death: Right, fine, 'am Death
David: Death?
Death: Yer.
David: The Grim Reaper?
Death: If you like.
David: Fuck off.
Death: Look were you going to kill yourself or not?
David: Well yer but...
Death: Well there you go then. Now if you don't mind 'am running short of time.

David: You've got an Ipad?
Death: Yep.
David: In the afterlife?
Death: Hey, ever since Steve Jobs joined us we are so up-to-date. You 'wanna see my I-Scythe.

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