I picked this movie to watch because when I saw the cover, I thought it said "Call of Duty". My immediate reaction was "WHAT?? There's an official Call of Duty movie?? Hopefully Soap and Capt. Price are in it!!" Then I started watching it and lo and behold, it became clear to me that I was the unfortunate victim of a marketing scam. I bet I'm not the only one. This is most certainly not a Call of Duty movie. Activision, Treyarch, Infinity Ward. None of them have anything to do with this mess. It doesn't even have 1/10th of the average budget of a Call of Duty video game. How was I duped? Look closely at the art. Do you see it? Yep. It says "Call TO Duty". It even has the same font and logo as the latest CoD game! I don't know how that happened but good for these guys for getting away with it. I'm sure by hanging on Call of Duty's coat tails, they've managed to sell a few copies. Let me tell you something, fellow movie watcher people out there. This film is terrible; not just terrible but absolutely horrendous. It looks like a community college undergraduate student film on a really really really tight budget (like under $500...Ok, maybe a grand). I bet they could have only made it after the director sold his Kia. The plot is beyond stupid. If you've ever played the zombie survival mini-games in Call of Duty, you probably know what this movie is about. It's that...as a live action film but horribly terribly done. The writing is appalling. The special effects ridiculous and extremely cheap. The actors are unskilled and awkward. If only it was narrated by 14 year old boys yelling obscenities at the actors, it would seem more like the CoD game. Alas, this film is garbage. Straight up garbage. Throw it away. Burn it. Delete it. Don't watch it. Never look back.
