- Scout: Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'-
- [pokes the camera]
- Scout: I hurt people.
- [cut to fight; Scout hits Heavy with his bat]
- Scout: BOINK!
- [back to text]
- Scout: I'm a force a' nature!
- [he hits the Heavy in the chin]
- Scout: BONK!
- [cut back to Scout]
- Scout: If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuckin' dead!
- Scout: Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
- Scout: [cut to a scene with RED Scout encountering a BLU Heavy; to the Heavy, he says] Yo, what's up?
- Scout: [cut back to Scout talking to the viewer] D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?
- [cut back to fight; then back to talk]
- Scout: Basically - kind of a big deal!
- [cut to fight, then to talk where Scout is flexing a scrawny arm]
- Scout: Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!