I've sat through my share of God-awful, Grade Z horror movies: "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment", "White Fangs", and "Prairie Dog", to name a few. Not many were so bad, so thoroughly stupid that I turned them off after 10 minutes or so. This one turned the trick. I turned it off after about 12 minutes.
The acting is terrible. The main character, Seth, is a completely unlikable cretin with all of the charisma of a pair of soiled underwear. The "Pats" are among the dumbest characters that I've ever seen in any movie. Do yourself a favor and pass on this rancid bowel movement of a film.
