Monica Lewinsky - I'm sorry, "Danni Lowinsky" - is so silly and incredible you'd think it was a kid series. Only, Miss L. trots around in tops exposing more than your average cleavage and mini-skirts you'll see in Times Square. She looks like a bimbo and you fall over the first time you see her. And yet Miss Lowinsky is a decent, honorable, dignified young lady of around 30 who used to be a hairdresser but got to be a lawyer thanks to evening classes. Wow! In the series there's another character who wants to become a doctor of medicine and all he needs to do is to take one written exam. His friends help him by asking him questions he may be asked. It's like a teenager being helped along by his mates. If he answers at least half of the questions right he'll become a genuine MD! Meanwhile Ms (or, Miss) Lewinsky - or, Lowinsky - rides along on her bicycle in her revealing mini-skirt. Nobody on the sidewalk falls over seeing her passing by, but then she usually rides her bike in the studio in front of a screen. Let me not say that the actress, Nathalie Meskens, is not attractive. Thank goodness she is! But even so she looks vulgar, being voluptuous and acting like a fifteen- year-old. Unable to get a proper office she sets up shop in the hallway of what is supposed to be a mall. It's a tiny hall with only half a dozen store fronts. There she sits at a table and receives her "clients": a woman who worked as a housemaid for a family but got laid off when they decided they couldn't afford her anymore. She was illegal, but Monica - I mean, Danni - wins the case nevertheless. A company wants to make a parking lot out of a piece of land where amateur soccer players used to play. The bums go and see Miss Lowinsky and she sees to it they can stay. You just sit and stare: it is all so unbelievable. The second season starts off with Danni's friend - the cafeteria waitress who never takes money from no one - nine months pregnant (or so it seems). Thirteen episodes - 13 weeks - later she's still up and about, giving birth only at the end of the last episode. Danni falls for a nice guy. In the penultimate episode he gets jealous of another guy - a genuine lawyer - gets stoned and punches him in the face. She's so mad about this she marries the lawyer. Apart from all this crap - based on a German series, if not copied from it - the language spoken is absolutely disgusting. Hopefully this will never be translated into English, but if it is, I wonder what kind of English it will be. If you like a relatively attractive voluptuous woman of around 30 darting around in a top with her big hooters bulging out and in an impossibly short mini-skirt, spreading her legs time and again but seeming as innocent as an 8-year-old, then I suggest you do not watch this. Watch soft porn instead. This series is so awful, so badly acted and so incredible in every way that it shouldn't be mentioned here. Why am I writing this anyway? I saw only a few episodes. Maybe the others were better. Yeah, and maybe pigs can fly.
