11 reviews
- TinyWindowless
- Jun 10, 2022
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What is there to be said about this disaster? Its Repetitive in the worst possible sense, its production values make Nukie look like The Man Who Fell to Earth, and some of the adult performances are laughably dispassionate. On one hand I recommend this just to see how low an Oscar winning actor can sink. Jon Voigt while giving a shockingly engaged performance is still the stuff of nightmares. Jaime Andrews I doubt you are on here as you don't probably want to remember this part of your career but your performance in this film is truly amazing in terms of the level of contempt your provide for everything happening around you. I don't often give 1s on IMDb but when I do its for things like Baby Geniuses 3. That being said Jaime Andrews and her hatred for the entire world around her gets a 7.
- Morrisseyfan89
- Feb 17, 2013
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Do Not See This Movie.It Is Very Very Bad.Only stupid people and crazy families buy or see Baby Geniuses movies because they are very very bad . This dirty movie will make you very sick and will waste your time.It is very dangerous for children.This movie has violence.I am ordering you all people:Do Not Vote Up For this Very Very Bad Movie!.Vote 1 * for this rubbish movie.Do not Buy The DVD!. They are laughing at you.This is very rubbish and it will become 1/10 very soon.I am very very happy people are hating this rubbish movie.I only loved the beautiful girl in it.Yes it is very sick movie.Vote 1 * Only!.I love you women and girls.
- Ilovepornoandwomenveryverymuch
- Mar 19, 2014
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The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
- ford_orange
- Apr 26, 2014
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i swear to god, i feel like i wanna go psycho and go on killing spree. if that day comes, i'm gonna hunt down and brutally kill every stupid motherf***er who worked on this huge sack of absolute DOGS**T!!! there's no way a human being should be allowed to make something this torturous and not be beaten to death by it.
like the title of this review says, "Baby Geniuses 3" makes "BlinkyTM" look like pure gold! and i HATE "BlinkyTM", i hate that thing SO MUCH! now, after watching this crap, all the sudden "BlinkyTM" looks good. i never thought i'd say that. "Baby Geniuses 3" managed to outdo the second movie and it tops "BlinkyTM". No movie ever topped it, but THIS. JUST. DID!!
oh heavenly God, this thing was a absolute torture! everything about this movie's just absolutely criminal:
the acting: terrible! the story: worse than the acting! special effects: worse than the effects in "Baby Geniuses 2" the characters: all of em are HORSES**T! the script: KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!
the only positive i can give away is that, compared to "BlinkyTM", in some really small way this thing had a plot. no matter how torturous it was, at least it had some tiny bits of a plot (in "BlinkyTM" there was no plot to be found). but there's no way it can save something this absolutely god awful and horrendous!
like the first and second movie THIS IS A F***ING CRIME AGAINST CINEMA AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT!! avoid it at all costs! in fact, don't EVER watch this god awful trilogy. it's gonna ruin you forever!
1/10
like the title of this review says, "Baby Geniuses 3" makes "BlinkyTM" look like pure gold! and i HATE "BlinkyTM", i hate that thing SO MUCH! now, after watching this crap, all the sudden "BlinkyTM" looks good. i never thought i'd say that. "Baby Geniuses 3" managed to outdo the second movie and it tops "BlinkyTM". No movie ever topped it, but THIS. JUST. DID!!
oh heavenly God, this thing was a absolute torture! everything about this movie's just absolutely criminal:
the acting: terrible! the story: worse than the acting! special effects: worse than the effects in "Baby Geniuses 2" the characters: all of em are HORSES**T! the script: KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!
the only positive i can give away is that, compared to "BlinkyTM", in some really small way this thing had a plot. no matter how torturous it was, at least it had some tiny bits of a plot (in "BlinkyTM" there was no plot to be found). but there's no way it can save something this absolutely god awful and horrendous!
like the first and second movie THIS IS A F***ING CRIME AGAINST CINEMA AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT!! avoid it at all costs! in fact, don't EVER watch this god awful trilogy. it's gonna ruin you forever!
1/10
- brailsford
- May 25, 2016
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A gift, nay, a PRIVILEGE of being human; this movie has changed my life. It tosses the Seven Wonders of the World aside shamefully. I was blind, a fool, before the guiding light of this movie embraced me in its fuzzy grasp. I would call it a sequel to the Bible, but even that pales in comparison to this wonder. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. From start-to-finish, it truly is the epitome of everything right in the world. its absolutely incredible. Deserves an Oscar. its cool. amazing. i wanna cry whenever i see this movie. an artistic work of art. better than any of the work of Quentin Tarentino. While absorbing the god-like content this wonderful piece of filmography had to offer, I had a life-altering experience, and I truly believe that my spiritual third eye opened thanks to this amazing motion picture, I will never forget when i watched Baby Geniuses: Mystery of the Crown Jewels, for the first time, i experienced something i never had experienced before. True happiness. I had never seen anything like it previously. It is THE cinematic classic that's really difficult to pinpoint one thing which would make it a big success that it is. I didn't see the characters, I were them. It tells a pretty complex story and it does it remarkably well. Well acted, well directed, well scripted- basically anything good you can say about a movie can relate to Baby Geniuses: Mystery of the Crown Jewels. Let me just say if you are a fan of good movies, you NEED to watch this. This is THE movie. No other movie is like it.
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- kaustuvmoh
- Apr 29, 2020
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All The Baby Geniuses Movies Are Great Entertaining For All Your Kids & For Every Family Member. With The Great Actor Of The Champ Jon Voight & Various Talented Actors & Cudddly Talented Kids. Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels is so funny and entertaining,it will release your stress and will make you laugh numerous times. The babies at the Bobbins Daycare are actually a secret band of super-spies, imbued with ultra intelligence and the ability to understand their own secret language of baby-talk babble. In BABY GENIUSES AND THE MYSTERY OF THE CROWN JEWELS someone breaks into the Tower of London, and the babies are sent off on a grand European adventure to track down the thief.
I'm So Glad I Saw This Movie & Really Grateful For The Producers Of Baby Geniuses Movies. Although This Masterpiece Movie Has Been Underrated,it is really A Superb Movie!.
I'm So Glad I Saw This Movie & Really Grateful For The Producers Of Baby Geniuses Movies. Although This Masterpiece Movie Has Been Underrated,it is really A Superb Movie!.
- RealityHurts
- Jan 26, 2014
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Baby Geniuses 3 is especially made for kids aged (3-12).It is not a perfect movie,but is worth watching.
Plot of Baby Geniuses And The Mystery Of The Crown Jewels: The Baby Squad is back and this time they're Europe-bound! When the Queen of England's crown jewels mysteriously go missing, there's only one toddler team for the job! Using their stealth abilities and a range of high-tech gadgets to uncover important clues, the height-challenged heroes soon realize they've found their thief when the same toddler, Big Baby, appears wherever they go! It's up to the Baby Squad to track down the crown jewels and return them to the Queen before Big Baby makes even more big trouble! Starring Jon Voight (NATIONAL TREASURE FRANCHISE, TRANSFORMERS) and Skyler Shaye (BABY GENIUSES FRANCHISE, BRATZ).
Buy It Or Rent It For Your Lovable Kids.
Plot of Baby Geniuses And The Mystery Of The Crown Jewels: The Baby Squad is back and this time they're Europe-bound! When the Queen of England's crown jewels mysteriously go missing, there's only one toddler team for the job! Using their stealth abilities and a range of high-tech gadgets to uncover important clues, the height-challenged heroes soon realize they've found their thief when the same toddler, Big Baby, appears wherever they go! It's up to the Baby Squad to track down the crown jewels and return them to the Queen before Big Baby makes even more big trouble! Starring Jon Voight (NATIONAL TREASURE FRANCHISE, TRANSFORMERS) and Skyler Shaye (BABY GENIUSES FRANCHISE, BRATZ).
Buy It Or Rent It For Your Lovable Kids.
Baby geniuses squad investigstors is the greatest movie ever.
The acting is great, it's cryable it's all you ever wanted.
The cinematography is stunning.
It has a big budget, and you can really see that they tried making it as good as possible.
Overall a touching take on the greatest franchise ever.
The acting is great, it's cryable it's all you ever wanted.
The cinematography is stunning.
It has a big budget, and you can really see that they tried making it as good as possible.
Overall a touching take on the greatest franchise ever.
- jonflottorp
- Jul 9, 2022
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