- Ram Sweeney: Hey Kurt doesn't this Cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
- Jason 'J.D.' Dean: I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's really hard for you to pronounce
- Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary
- Veronica Sawyer: I'm going steady, mostly he's awesome if a bit too rock and roll
- Veronica Sawyer: Lately he's bumped off three of my classmates
- Veronica Sawyer: God have mercy on my soul
- Veronica Sawyer: I just killed my best friend
- Jason 'J.D.' Dean: Oh, yeah and your worst enemy, so.
- Veronica Sawyer: Same difference
- Veronica Sawyer: The demon queen of high school has decreed it. She says Monday, 8am I'll be deleted.