Pregnancy Cravings

With the far right-wing hell-bent on making abortions illegal just like in the bad old days, this Pure Taboo pair of vignettes about pregnancy comes off as quaint. Even the poor taste and moronic scripts hardly create any interest.

Title scene is awful, as Lexi Luna tries in vain to play a pregnant lady who's been turned into a nymphomaniac by her hormones. She's in the waiting room to see a doc about her lust issue, since hubby is reluctant to have sex while she's preggers.

She seduces another husband (Mike Mancini) instantly, humping away in an empty exam room, and getting a creampie. The doc (Jessy Jones) shows up and she easily seduces him too, for a second creampie. Hubby Indiana Bones is clueless to all this cuckolding. And worst of all, the filmmakers cast the fabulous Gia Milana (who I fell in love with when she debuted as Shay Evans) as Mancini's pregnant wife, totally wasted as merely an extra.

Supporting vignette is even worse, a failed showcase for Kenzie Taylor titled "Inconceivable", and written by Kenzie. She and spouse Eric Masterson visit fertility doc Tommy Pistol and are soon crying when he informs them that Eric is infertile.

Doc Tommy emphasizes how expensive fertility treatments for in vitro are, and then proposes bluntly: "I can impregnate you" to Taylor. Eric is quite offended, and before long gives his wife the go-ahead, and Pistol is soon stripped down to his ugly tattoos and humping her in many different positions, including irrelevant blow-jobs. After the inevitable creampie, he is nasty to them, even advising them to change their lifestyle and have her go for sex with as many men as possible to ensure pregnancy. And the ending is ultra-mean spirited to boot.

Hard to suffer through such junk, despite the casting of voluptuous Lexi and Kenzie.