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Badass School Girl Cookie Salesgirl: Hi, would you like to buy some of my Badass School Girl Cookies?
Badass School Girl Cookie Customer: Yeah, you know what? I'd love to buy 'em. All of 'em, actually. As many as you fuckin' have, I'll take 'em all. If you got a whole carload of 'em, just back it up right here and start shoveling 'em in my fuckin' entryway.
Badass School Girl Cookie Salesgirl: You're kind of a... a *dick*!
