- Father Corbin: Do you understand forever?
- Kokabiel: Do I understand forever? I've been ripping humans' heads off and defecating down their throats since eons before your ancestors began sprouting genitals!
- Jenny North: And you are?
- Susan: Susan, the site supervisor.
- Jenny North: Oh, from all those meetings! I didn't recognize you in natural light.
- Joe: For the record, that's when we knew that something was wrong.
- Jenny North: For the record, your mother sucks cocks in hell! Your mother is in heaven. Unfortunately, angels have no genetalia, so... she's kind of bored.
- Jenny North: I will gargle your sex organs for this! Gargle them in a fashion most excruciating! Ever had you sex organs gargled by a horse demon?
- Joe: Is that a threat or a promise?
- Moscow: Orobos has knowingly shanghaied a corporate asset, body and soul.
- Jenny North: Habeas corpus, bitch.
- Kokabiel: Contrary, Lord! Jenny North has opened a demonic reliquary on her own accord! There has to be personal responsibility taken!
- Jenny North: And the things this human wants to do, the misuse of authority, the lies. I may be a prince of Hell, but better I possess this body than free will unfettered by conscience do so.
- Jenny North: The whole root of this problem, my lord, is that this... thing doesn't respect our corporate culture.
- Abraxis: The machinations of Bengo, Moscow, and Strauss can yield results whether the body in question is possessed by human soul or demonic.