Quotes

The Hot Dog in the Competition

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [a python emerges from the victim's body. Cam runs away] Oh God! Get it out of here! Oh God, I hate snakes!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Bones takes out her cellphone and makes a call] Dr. Hodgins...
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Somebody kill that thing!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You can come back to the lab. We discovered the warm place where the python was hiding.
Finn Abernathy: [Finn holds up the snake] I gotta say, ma'am, this is the best damn job ever!

Finn Abernathy: [to Hodgins] Excuse me, sir. But elocution was not on my application. And it doesn't seem to bother anybody else here how I talk. So I'm getting the feeling you're doing it just to make me feel bad 'cause I'm different than you. Which right now is making me feel pretty glad. But just because we speak different don't mean we can't understand each other. After all, we both speak Science, and that's all that's important in here, right?
[Finn leaves]
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh snap!

Brian Tobin: What's with the scrawny guy? I thought I'd be dealing with that pregnant chick who took me down. I liked her.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You really don't want to go down that road, buddy.
Dr. Lance Sweets: No, you really don't. The little girl she's carrying is his daughter.

Finn Abernathy: Did your interest in forensics stem from a plan to murder your stepfather?
Finn Abernathy: Yes, ma'am. It did.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Dr. Saroyan mentioned that he was physically abusive to both you and your mother.
Finn Abernathy: He had a temper. Probably why I behaved like I did. Could never find a way to make the mad go away.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So did you murder your stepfather, Mr. Abernathy?
Finn Abernathy: No ma'am. I did not.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What stopped you?
Finn Abernathy: I read a paper you wrote. "Post Mortem Dismemberment Recovery Analysis." I knew no matter how careful I was, I'd never get away with killing him. Least not with y'all around.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'd like to think that's true.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [after Bones makes a U Turn] Oh I get it. You're still walking in my shoes.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Also note how I only have one hand carelessly on the wheel.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's not very cool of me.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's okay, I don't mind.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Now I'm thinking about intercourse again... You were too, weren't you?

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why should I discuss with a Federal prosecutor who *I* hire in *my* lab?
Caroline Julian: Tell me what happens when a defense attorney questions the integrity of this lab because we have a teenage miscreant handling evidence?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think that this young man, brilliant even by Dr. Brennan's standards, should be condemned forever because of some youthful indiscretions?
Caroline Julian: Sometimes life isn't fair.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But I don't have to help it along. He deserves a chance and I'm going to give it to him. Now unless you'd like to help, I have some work to do.

Angela Montenegro: Hey, Hodgins just told me the big news - a little girl. Hodgins also mentioned that Booth wasn't there when you found out.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I-I didn't see the importance of it.
Angela Montenegro: Put yourself in his position. Would you like to hear second hand?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I wouldn't care.
Angela Montenegro: [Angela sighs] Why do I try?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Listen, you didn't have to come with me. You're probably tired.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, I am determined to see the world through your eyes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh right. And being around all this food while you're pregnant that doesn't hurt.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You just saw the world through my eyes, didn't you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh ho. It's not hard.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know what? I think that you should walk in my shoes for a while.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You want me to see the world as you do. So I can feel what you feel.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know me well enough to do that, right?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Huh?... I want to have intercourse.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You enjoy sex at anytime. This is anytime, ergo you want sex now. A simple syllogism.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Forget it. Let's just order. Now I'm frustrated.

Dr. Lance Sweets: Oh hey, congratulations. By the way, I hear you're having a girl.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: How did you know?
Dr. Lance Sweets: I-I ran into Dr. Brennan this morning. She was leaving the doctor's office. Why is it a secret?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Obviously not. She's probably hired a sky writer to tell the world.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Is there something I should know?

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