Harper faces off with Benny to split up their mutual AT&T bill. Plum decides to join a "swimsuit ping pong team" - the brainchild of oversexed pseudo-boyfriend Blaze - and has to face a hardcore Finnish ping-pong legend.
Jessica makes a move on Harper, Sparrow introduces everyone to Thor - her Norwegian viking boyfriend - and Harper destroys any chance with Pawel when she gets mindlessly drunk at Sparrow's uber-fabulous Hollywood birthday party.