Return of the Moonwalker

Now, I'm a huge fan of Michael Jackson. His songs, his music videos, his dancing, everything. Except this movie. The premise is that a weird circus guy manages to bring Michael Jackson back to life. It's pretty dumb already, but it's so poorly executed that it's outright horrible.

For starters: Michael Rider is a damn pathetic Michael Jackson. His accent is so fake I cringed every time he spoke. He can't dance. His acting in general is just pathetic. And the atrocious dialogue only makes it worse. In addition, there's one scene that takes place in a freaking sex dungeon! What is this doing in a movie about Michael Jackson?

This movie is a disgraceful cash grab that completely disrespects one of the most talented men to ever exist. I've seen a lot of crappy movies, but this was the first movie I've ever seen that managed to win my undying, eternal hatred. There's not a single thing to like about this film. If Michael Jackson were living, he would never sign off on this atrocity.

One parting note: Prince, Paris, if you're reading this for some reason, please sue the director of this movie.