9 reviews
Plot
Seven college students are forced to compete in children's games for survival. With their futures unclear, the secrets of their pasts are revealed.
Cast
This is the directorial debut and writing debut of the chap. Cast? Rachel Oremland was the only competent one among them, truly awful.
Verdict
I expected this to be an ITN film, shockingly it's not.
Now when going into a movie that is so blatantly ripping off something else to the point even the title is one letter off you have to assume the absolute worst and I did and was right to do so.
You see it tells the story of the oldest high schoolers in the history of movies, and that's really saying something. Playing Squid Game is the game masters had a budget comparable with the cost of a Big Mac. No seriously, the games are hilariously awful and fittingly ugly.
To make matters worse they intentionally make almost every character intolerable and deserving of punishment, the trouble is you can't even cheer for their demise because the journey itself is so imeasurably dull and in places cringe inducing.
If you're expecting a low budget Squid Game, this is not that. If you're expecting a watchable film, it's not that either.
Rants
Have you seen the 10/10 reviews? They're hilarious, when you praise a movie to that extent you simply cannot be taken seriously especially when it's a movie of this caliber. There isn't anything good to say, so when you come out claiming it's the literal greatest movie ever made you're embarrassing yourself and should re-evaluate how you spend your time.
Breakdown
Rachel Oremland was okay here Dreadful characters Predictable and bland Casting is laughable Inexcusable knockoff.
Seven college students are forced to compete in children's games for survival. With their futures unclear, the secrets of their pasts are revealed.
Cast
This is the directorial debut and writing debut of the chap. Cast? Rachel Oremland was the only competent one among them, truly awful.
Verdict
I expected this to be an ITN film, shockingly it's not.
Now when going into a movie that is so blatantly ripping off something else to the point even the title is one letter off you have to assume the absolute worst and I did and was right to do so.
You see it tells the story of the oldest high schoolers in the history of movies, and that's really saying something. Playing Squid Game is the game masters had a budget comparable with the cost of a Big Mac. No seriously, the games are hilariously awful and fittingly ugly.
To make matters worse they intentionally make almost every character intolerable and deserving of punishment, the trouble is you can't even cheer for their demise because the journey itself is so imeasurably dull and in places cringe inducing.
If you're expecting a low budget Squid Game, this is not that. If you're expecting a watchable film, it's not that either.
Rants
Have you seen the 10/10 reviews? They're hilarious, when you praise a movie to that extent you simply cannot be taken seriously especially when it's a movie of this caliber. There isn't anything good to say, so when you come out claiming it's the literal greatest movie ever made you're embarrassing yourself and should re-evaluate how you spend your time.
Breakdown
Rachel Oremland was okay here Dreadful characters Predictable and bland Casting is laughable Inexcusable knockoff.
- Platypuschow
- Jan 7, 2024
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Two and a half minutes is all I could watch of this, so it's not a fair review. What I did see is, is terrible acting, they stand like high school drama kids while they deliver their lines with all the emotion of a boiled turnip.
Special effects are something to behold. It's two and a half minutes in, so it can't be a spoiler. When the girl has her head beaten in by a rock, the blood on her face is so stick and congealed it looks like someone just slathered pudding on her face.
Maybe this gets better, but I I'm not sure how that's possible judging by the opening gambit. ( text filler to reach limit )
Special effects are something to behold. It's two and a half minutes in, so it can't be a spoiler. When the girl has her head beaten in by a rock, the blood on her face is so stick and congealed it looks like someone just slathered pudding on her face.
Maybe this gets better, but I I'm not sure how that's possible judging by the opening gambit. ( text filler to reach limit )
5 minutes and i want all the characters dead. The acting is beyond dull and boring it looks like a middle school acting club had a field trip to the local community college. Horrible everything i do NOT recommend. Starts with a party invitation and then i realized i can't handle the acting and had to click off. I was getting mad at the actors for how terrible their acting was with little to no enthusiasm or ANYTHING. Worst movie i've ever seen and i've seen many many bad movies. This movie isn't even bad funny but just BAD. Don't watch unless you want to waste one hour of your life. Trust me!!
What a waste spent time watching paint dry. St tge beginning the woman killing the guy pathetic strangulation what a joke.
Don't waste your time good boys and good girls lol. It's an absolute bull storyline.
Playing children's games and what a over dramatic killing the Chinese dude. Fake acting defo in line for comedy movie not.
Pathetic films like these must be put in the bin. Copying squid games, even 8 on netflix why is better.
Why waste time watching this dribble, unless you wanted to get to sleep.
Michelle died with dramatically pathetic way of dying. What are you trying to do us? Is it not plain to see.
Don't waste your time good boys and good girls lol. It's an absolute bull storyline.
Playing children's games and what a over dramatic killing the Chinese dude. Fake acting defo in line for comedy movie not.
Pathetic films like these must be put in the bin. Copying squid games, even 8 on netflix why is better.
Why waste time watching this dribble, unless you wanted to get to sleep.
Michelle died with dramatically pathetic way of dying. What are you trying to do us? Is it not plain to see.
- fishoffyoutrout
- May 24, 2024
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The plot was intriguing and the twists were turning wowee! Hurray
! My toes curled when the people died and the quids were gained. I also loved the lore at the start that was never referenced again. I loved the cliffhanger at the end and how it lead up to a QUID GAME 2 OH YEAH. This was one of the films of all time.
Everytime I sleep I think about the quality acting my only issue is that the ginger lady should have been more present coz she fine.
Skibidi I loved when Steve moved to Ohio to solve the quid games. Steve inspired me to become a the president of America with his fearless attitude towards the situation and how he was such a player and saved the day. Truly a QUID of all time. Everytime I sleep I picture his face and how he looks like a blend of a Elon musk and Peter Maguire with the social skills of mark Zuckerberg. Skibidisigma. The camera the work was also very lovely it inspired me greatly.
Everytime I sleep I think about the quality acting my only issue is that the ginger lady should have been more present coz she fine.
Skibidi I loved when Steve moved to Ohio to solve the quid games. Steve inspired me to become a the president of America with his fearless attitude towards the situation and how he was such a player and saved the day. Truly a QUID of all time. Everytime I sleep I picture his face and how he looks like a blend of a Elon musk and Peter Maguire with the social skills of mark Zuckerberg. Skibidisigma. The camera the work was also very lovely it inspired me greatly.
- morsehattersley
- Dec 31, 2023
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This excellent movie right here was a hidden gem I recently found on tubi! Quid games is a for sure must see!!!! It started out as a group of friends all getting an invite to a "party" and it was all down hill from there for them! There was multiple plot twists and "games" they had to undergo in order to win this game they were playing. They soon had to reveal a few of their dirty little secrets to try and solve why these unfortunate events were happening to them. All in all, this is a great movie! The actors did a great job, the writers did an excellent job and I can't wait to see more films from them!
- msalmon-31963
- Dec 20, 2023
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- timothyboiturtle
- Sep 6, 2024
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