Quotes

Turbo

Turbo: Snails don't have money. Or else they'll have to pay the bills. Remember?
Whiplash: Your trash talk is needlessly complicated!
Turbo: Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills... are overdue?
Whiplash: Enough talk! It's time... for action.

Chet: Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone? Hm? What then?
Turbo: Then I better make the most of today.

Chet: Am I dead? Is this heaven? I thought it'd be... cleaner.
Turbo: Come on. Get up.
Chet: Theo! Oh... the crows got you too!
Turbo: What? No, Chet, no. It was just...
Chet: [roughly turns around] Look at this place. Broken glass. Rusty nails.
Turbo: Breathe.
Chet: *Discarded salt packets?*
Turbo: Chet...
Chet: I-it's like a minefield around here! Yipe!
[finds line in his foot after accidentally going on rusty nail]
Chet: Op! Oh no. I've got tetanus and my mouth's burning up. I've got tetanus and my fuel's burning up. *I've got - -*
[Turbo hurries over and gives Chet a salt packet to breathe in like a bag]
Turbo: CHET! Will you - *calm - down?* There is no reason to panic! Everything is going to be just... fine.
[glass jar traps Turbo and Chet]
Tito: Well, well, well. Looks like you need a home, huh? Hahaha! This must be my lucky day!

Chet: Now, with the television gone, you can finally stop watching these races and get on with your life.
Turbo: I have a life?

Whiplash: Listen, garden snail. you clearly have the skills to pay the bills. If snails had to pay bills, that is. You will need to pay them.

Paz: [after Tito puts on some fake glasses] Please tell me those phony glasses are *not* your plan!
Tito: Uh, no! That would be ridiculous!

Whiplash: Listen, garden snail, you've clearly got the skills to pay the bills... if snails had to pay bills, that is. You would be able to pay them.
Smoove Move: Yeah, bills.
Burn: Paid in full, son
Whiplash: So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.
Turbo: [smirks] Join your crew?
Whiplash: Did I say something humorous?
Turbo: Sorry, it's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow... ish.
[the Snail Crew were offered]
Skidmark: Really? To our faces?
Chet: [whispering] Theo, what are you doing?
Whiplash: Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
Chet: Heard what?
[laughs nervously]
Chet: I didn't hear anything. Nothing out of order. Did you, Theo?
Turbo: Oh, I meant what I said.
Whiplash: Well then you better put your money where your mouth is!

Smoove Move: The name is Smoove Move, I set the tone around here, you diggy dig? But right about now, I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow
[swivels in slow motion]
Smoove Move: motion baby!
Burn, Skidmark: Whaaatttt...

Turbo: [arriving into work] And so begins another wonderful work week at... the plant.

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