- Arjun: Poor parents. They put so much effort in naming their kids while friends destroy them with nicknames. And those nicknames stick forever!
- Shaolin: Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her back, and now two of his front teeth are missing. Appreciate... you idiots!
- Janghya's Teacher: If stains bring out something good, then stains are good.
- Janghya's Father: So, tell me, why don't you wear underwear?
- Balwan: Because it's cool! All Bollywood stars are doing it. You should try it out, too.
- Minister Bhide: Politics thrives on issues, and today we were served one. Now watch me make a mountain out of this molehill.