Dead Drunk (2007)

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Dead Drunk

Paula: [about to play foosball] Hey, Charlie, think I can beat you?
Charlie: No.
Paula: Why not?
Charlie: Because you're not a man.
Lori: Sexist pig!

Pizza Guy: [delivering pizza] Sorry I'm late, dude. You know how many fucking orders we had tonight? Fuckers should be eating turkey and shit with their families, not pizza!

Dallas: I don't start no trouble! Always wash my hands when I take a piss. How many other fucking customers in this place do that? And in the fucking bathroom - ain't no fuckin' toilet paper! Mens restroom ain't got no toilet paper, but the womens, they-they got some in there. I know that for a fact!

Jose: [Unaware that Charlie is eavesdropping] Hey, you know why Angie's always in a bad mood?
Lori: Why?
Jose: It's 'cause she's got a big ol' fat poossy, and Sharlie, he gots a little dick.
Charlie: [Pops out from behind wall, angry] Fuckin' dumbass!
Jose: Oh, sorry man, I didn't know you was there!

Paula: [investigating a noise in the ladies room] Where's Jose?
Charlie: Shit, man, it probably was Jose jacking-off.
Brea: But, what if it wasn't?
Charlie: Then it was someone else jacking-off.

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