Sexual Witchcraft

Original title: Little Witches

TV Movie
2011
Not Rated
1h 22m

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Holly Sampson and Christine Nguyen in Sexual Witchcraft (2011)

Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Mrs. Turnbull is not happy about it.Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Mrs. Turnbull is not happy about it.Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Mrs. Turnbull is not happy about it.

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4.5/10

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Trivia
A heavily edited version of this film (about 37 minutes cut) streams under the title Sorceress of Suburbia.

Quotes
[Sheri Williams comes into the living room and is shocked to see Carrie and Cleopatra kissing each other on the couch]
Sheri: Carrie!
[Carrie and Cleopatra stop kissing, turn around and are surprised to see Sheri]
Sheri: What the hell is going on here?
Carrie: [putting her clothes back on] Uh... I, um, well, uh... this is your wedding present!
Sheri: What? Who is that girl?
Cleopatra: I am Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt.
Sheri: Right. What is going on here?
Carrie: Well, um, it's like this: Uh, I overheard you and David talking on the phone about the cosmetic line and you needing a new idea!
Sheri: Keep talking.
Carrie: Well, who has better beauty secrets than Cleopatra! So I brought her here from ancient Egypt so that she could tell me, and I could tell you as a wedding present. But she wanted a tribute before she would tell me, so I was just pouting up. That's all.
Sheri: That's an incredible story.
Carrie: I know it's an incredible story, but it's true!
Sheri: Okay. What is Cleopatra's big beauty secret?
Carrie: Well, I don't know. Cleo?
Cleopatra: June bugs.
Sheri: June bugs?
Cleopatra: June bugs. You take the tiny little wings and crush them into a fine powder and mix them into your base makeup. It gives the skin a brilliant glow.
Sheri: I'm supposed to tell David that he needs to grind up the wings of June bugs and place them in Maribelle's beauty products?
Cleopatra: Works for me.

Connections
Edited into The Love Machine (2016)

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Review

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From porn to the Hallmark Channel

Fred Olen Ray is a self-made filmmaker, the epitome of working his way up from Grade-Z indies to Grade-B, or maybe C.

Here we have an overacted attempted at simulated tv sit-com, namely "Bewitched", with simulated sex at its core. Watching it over a decade late, I was struck how Ray, who started out at the bottom, shooting an end-of-career John Carradine to use the footage in many a pasted-together movie (the way poor Boris Karloff was misused in the '60s at the end of his illustrious career) to end up graduating to ridiculously bland and corny Christmas features for the squeaky-clean Hallmark label.

From a porn point-of-view this is squeaky clean too. Cunnilingus is fairly accurately depicted without the close-ups, fellatio faked, and all the other standard positions like doggystyle and cowgirl present too. No money shots.

Casting is awful: lookalike brunettes to confuse the viewer and even lookalike blondes. Ray regular Christine Nguyen imitating Elizabeth Montgomery's witch fantasy routine is merely lousy. Randy Spears near the end of his porn career (only to be born again as a religioso) is embarrassing.

Most obvious element is a rushed ending plus lots of highlight footage and then a super-slow end credits to pad the movie toward acceptable feature length.

Of course, the pandering to genre fans, not Debbie Rochon for a change, but having Michelle Bauer of both softcore and hardcore fame ham it up as the cliched nosy neighbor is merely time-consuming.