Khichdi: The Movie (2010)

Nimisha Vakharia: Jayshree Parekh

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Quotes 

• Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Jayshree, are you bringing tea or should I order from outside ?

  Jayshree Parekh : [Irritated]  Ohh God, I am on my way. Here. And Babuji, today you'll get breakfast.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Why's that ?

  Jayshree Parekh : Well, the beggar who usually comes up in the morning didn't turn up today.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : This tea is a bit odd, isn't it ?

  Jayshree Parekh : [Delighted]  You felt it Babuji ?

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Yes. What have you mixed ?

  Jayshree Parekh : Pesticide obviously.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Shocked]  What ! Why ?

  Jayshree Parekh : That cameleon who roams around in our kitchen accidentally fell into the kettle. I asked Praful Bhaiya to take care of it. And you know Praful Bhaiya.

  Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : That donkey Praful. I get the feeling I am going blind.

  Jayshree Parekh : Please ensure nothing happens to you today atleast. We don't have a maid who can assist me.

  [Upon hearing the door bell] 

  Jayshree Parekh : I guess it's that beggar.

  [Receiving flashlight upon opening the door] 

  Jayshree Parekh : Hey, switch off those lights. Who're you ?

  Buddhidev : [Complying]  I am Eshwar. Buddhidev. Lord of wisdom. Would you like some sweets of intelligence ?

  Jayshree Parekh : [Irritated further]  Damn, I thought it was that beggar again.

  [Looking at Satish Shah's chariot] 

  Jayshree Parekh : Ohh great, I should head to the market.

  [to the charotier] 

  Jayshree Parekh : Saarthi Kumar, take me over to Kandivali.

  Buddhidev : [In sarcasm]  Careful, there's traffic over there.

• Jayshree Parekh : [At the movie's conclusion after continuous rantings by Anang Desai]  Himanshu, just shoot Babuji out of this equation.

  Himanshu C. Seth : [Taking Nimisha Vakharia literally and pulling out his pistol]  Right Jayshree Ben

  [shoots into the camera and the screen blacks out with Anang Desai's screams heard in the background] 

  Himanshu C. Seth : .

• Unseen Bride's mother 1 : [Furiously rejecting Jamnadas Majethia on the doorstep itself]  Rather than wed my daughter to this Himanshu, I'd prefer to consume poison.

  Jayshree Parekh : [Taking it literally and handing over rat killer bottle]  Why not, go ahead.

  [Door gets slammed] 

  Unseen Bride's mother 2 : [Abusing and rejecting Jamnadas Majethia on the doorstep]  What ? My daughter is my own blood, not my stepdaughter that I'll marry her into suicide with Himanshu.

  Hansa P. Parekh : This is your own daughter ?

  Hansa P. Parekh : [Furious]  Yeah, why ?

  Hansa P. Parekh : [Responding stupidly]  Then who's the stepdaughter ? We don't mind her being wed to Himanshu either.

  [Door gets slammed on the face] 

  Unseen Bride's mother 3 : [Also furious]  What ? I'd rather have my daughter sit back home as a spinster than send her wedding possession to Himanshu of all people.

  Himanshu C. Seth : [Giving a stupid explanation]  Never mind, we don't need that possession anyway. We only need your daughter.

  [His signature line] 

  Himanshu C. Seth : Nobody would come to know.

  [door is slammed shut]