Longhorns (2011)

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Longhorns

Justin: I got butt-naked for you, dick-breath. You owe me.

Cesar: [as Kevin prepares to take a shower] Should I close my eyes?
Kevin: [slipping off his underwear with a smile] Too late.

Cesar: Don't "Hi" me, closet-whore.

Kevin: D'you know it's, uh, Wear-Jeans-If-You're-Gay Day?
Cesar: Of course. I organized it.
Kevin: [dropping smile] Oh... shit. That... That's cool.

Kevin: [voiceover while masturbating] That Cesar's probably lurkin' at some rest stop this very minute or sniffin' jock straps at the gym. What that poor boy must be going through.

Marsha: I'm curious. Just how many grades DID you flunk?

Kevin: [voiceover] Wow. He... He ain't got nothin' I ain't seen in gym class.

Kevin: [voiceover] Wow-wee! If he were a girl, I'd be ridin' a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Justin: [barging in] Hey, cum-guzler!
Kevin: Jesus! You heard of knockin'?
Justin: Woo, who put a bug up your ass?

Kevin: If dumb were dirty, you'd cover an acre.
Justin: Well, if brains was dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

Cesar: And what are you?
Kevin: Just yer average good-ole-boy.
Cesar: Who could charm the skin off a rattlesnake.

Cesar: You're hotter than a billy-goat in a pepper patch.
Kevin: You're makin' fun of me.
Cesar: Never.

Steve: I don't know what it is, Kevin. Somethin' about you brings out my frisky side.

Danny: Why do you keep doin' this stuff behind my back, 'n not includin' me?
Steve: Well... because you're repressed.

Cesar: Will you marry me?
Marsha: Well, I would.
Marsha: But you're a total fag and I'm a total bitch.
Marsha: We just couldn't get our children into the good schools.

Kevin: Ain't you done yet?
Justin: When you're bigger'n Dallas it takes longer.

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